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lybertyne
25 May 19 10:55
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Spider porn.  Phwoaaaar.
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Report DenzilPenberthy • May 25, 2019 11:54 AM BST
Then she eats him
Report Dr Crippen • May 25, 2019 12:06 PM BST
Great stuff. That's what I call love.
Report mouse muldoon • May 25, 2019 12:34 PM BST
If I were a spider I'd be directing the majority of my research at alternative delivery systems.
Report Foinavon • May 25, 2019 12:57 PM BST
Spider Pig! Spider Pig!
Does whatever a Spider Pig does
Can he swing from a web?
No he can't, he's a pig
Look out!
He is the Spider Pig
Report Gin • May 25, 2019 1:22 PM BST
The thread title sounds like the latest entry in the bad sex in fiction awards!Laugh
Report Culvin • May 25, 2019 2:03 PM BST
Male spiders deserve to be eaten by the female species , because those males are rough little bUGGers .

The male spiders should be a little more romantic , a little bit of whispering in
the little hairy earhole and all that . That's what I'd do if I was a
teenie.little spider .

Actually , I'm a bit scared of spiders , always have been .Even the little ones
Tarantula's , oh my word .
Report UBLE/REGY • May 25, 2019 9:47 PM BST
When I was young people said to me you have got to get to know women

They won't eat you..

If I had been a young male spider, that would have not been entirely the truth
Report lybertyne • May 25, 2019 10:05 PM BST
David Attenborough's words, not mine.  I'd like to take the credit for such a seductive sentence but that honour has to go to the one who partakes in critter voyeurism.
Report badjoe • May 25, 2019 10:14 PM BST
Nature is brutal, you should see what my bird does to me when she's had a few Sad
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