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Spider porn. Phwoaaaar.
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Then she eats him
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Great stuff. That's what I call love.
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If I were a spider I'd be directing the majority of my research at alternative delivery systems.
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Spider Pig! Spider Pig!
Does whatever a Spider Pig does Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig Look out! He is the Spider Pig |
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The thread title sounds like the latest entry in the bad sex in fiction awards!
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Male spiders deserve to be eaten by the female species , because those males are rough little bUGGers .
The male spiders should be a little more romantic , a little bit of whispering in the little hairy earhole and all that . That's what I'd do if I was a teenie.little spider . Actually , I'm a bit scared of spiders , always have been .Even the little ones Tarantula's , oh my word . |
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When I was young people said to me you have got to get to know women
They won't eat you.. If I had been a young male spider, that would have not been entirely the truth |
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David Attenborough's words, not mine. I'd like to take the credit for such a seductive sentence but that honour has to go to the one who partakes in critter voyeurism.
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Nature is brutal, you should see what my bird does to me when she's had a few
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