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lybertyne
01 Apr 19 19:18
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There was a nice lady called Jill
Who gave all us men a cheap thrill.
She showed us her beaver
Which I don't believe her
Partner would want us to fill.

- Lybertyne, aged 33¾.


My better half gets back from her mother's tonight.  Time to tidy up the browser history.  Farewell, fair Jill.  The memory, it kinda lingers.
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Report alun2005 April 1, 2019 7:37 PM BST
Small children were pointing at me in the street today "Look, there's the only man in Britain who hasn't seen Halfpenny's ha'penny".
Report Baphornet April 1, 2019 7:40 PM BST
always looked a bit of a minx; eyes hide nothing. I think mouse should start a naughty eyes topic
Report scandanavian_haven April 1, 2019 7:43 PM BST
fallen for the old 'I'm off to spend some quality time with my mum' trick?Shocked
Report lybertyne April 1, 2019 7:45 PM BST
Laugh  I've spoken to her on the landline Grin
Report Baphornet April 1, 2019 7:46 PM BST
aye but who's knee was she sat on
Report Knight Commander April 1, 2019 7:52 PM BST
Any duck ponds nearby? Grin
Report peckerdunne April 1, 2019 7:53 PM BST
The same one as her mum most probably...Grin
Report mouse muldoon April 1, 2019 10:17 PM BST
I still don't know who she is tbh.
Report mouse muldoon April 1, 2019 10:18 PM BST
Is she off the "reality" telly or summat?
Report lybertyne April 1, 2019 10:32 PM BST
Actress, Eastenders, Coronation Street and Waterloo Road.  Very pretty and lovely soft Geordie accent.
Report mouse muldoon April 1, 2019 10:34 PM BST
Been in all the quality soaps then.
Report Capt__F April 1, 2019 10:36 PM BST
please post pics
Report mouse muldoon April 1, 2019 10:37 PM BST
Got any soapy pics?
Report lybertyne April 1, 2019 10:49 PM BST
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/nintchdbpict000003171923...
Report Capt__F April 1, 2019 10:53 PM BST
diss a point ing
Report mouse muldoon April 1, 2019 10:55 PM BST
Anything with a few more suds?
Report lybertyne April 2, 2019 6:46 PM BST
To a lady named Jill I give thanks
For being the muse for my wånks.
Believe it or not
It's good to see what
A Geordie lass keeps in her pants.
Report peckerdunne April 2, 2019 8:03 PM BST
It's a gift, a real gift you clearly don't have.Grin
Report Baphornet April 2, 2019 8:18 PM BST
the minx was 28 here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVzCCOjtjyw
Report Baphornet April 2, 2019 8:19 PM BST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pVeOkMznVw
Report lybertyne April 2, 2019 8:38 PM BST
Gorgeous.
Report Baphornet April 2, 2019 8:48 PM BST
as my Aileen is in Scotland; not on her mums knee btw, it's pretty safe to say (i hope)that the 28 yr old Ms H'penny was well worth a Sottish cuddle
Report DIFERENT GRAVY 12 April 3, 2019 12:54 AM BST
The photo of her 'Mather & Platt' seems out of place amongst all the others. I think it is someone elses and not hers at all.
Report SontaranStratagem April 3, 2019 1:32 PM BST
She was best in the Dennis and Phil storyline in Eastenders

Dennis: Give me a shout when teletubbies gone

LaughLaugh
Report lybertyne April 3, 2019 3:38 PM BST
Jill hasn't denied it's her, she's just 'very upset'.  Or very turned on by Lybertyne writing her poetry and waxing his dolphin in her honour.  Or perhaps just very, very upset.
Report Baphornet April 3, 2019 5:45 PM BST
she wouldn't be "very upset" if it wasn't her
Report lybertyne April 3, 2019 7:47 PM BST
Her upsetness betrays their authenticity.
Report Jack Hacksaw April 4, 2019 9:23 AM BST
She should have issued a formal press release admitting all the images were her apart from the gash one.
Report lybertyne April 4, 2019 11:45 AM BST
Our Jill can't lie. Love
Report saddo April 4, 2019 12:46 PM BST
Her name was Jill and for a thrill,
she photographed her pu$$y.
Now it's out there is no doubt,
I would, I love a hussy.
Report lybertyne April 4, 2019 4:36 PM BST
That's very good, Saddo.  Who'd have thought that a betting forum could produce two eloquent chaps who have such a marvellous way with words?
Report Baphornet April 4, 2019 4:39 PM BST
not many words rhyme with hussy tbf
Report Baphornet April 4, 2019 4:39 PM BST
not many words rhyme with hussy tbf
Report mouse muldoon April 4, 2019 4:41 PM BST
mussie doesn't
Report mouse muldoon April 4, 2019 4:41 PM BST
rhymes with fuzzy
Report Baphornet April 4, 2019 5:09 PM BST
wuzzy actually, mouse
Report Baphornet April 4, 2019 5:10 PM BST
a Kipling poem to be exact  before someone reports me for being a wuzzyvist
Report mouse muldoon April 4, 2019 5:15 PM BST
Does the poem deal with the subject of picaninnies?
Report saddo April 4, 2019 5:35 PM BST
Are they related to the Punanis?
Report mouse muldoon April 4, 2019 5:50 PM BST
Not related to the punanis, we have veered off topic. Somewon poast some more punani pix to get us back on track pls.
Report Baphornet April 4, 2019 5:54 PM BST
may as well put this on this way

http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Chelsea+Halfpenny/British+Soap+Awards+2012+Red+Carpet+Arrivals/omOzWrQeZDc
Report mouse muldoon April 4, 2019 5:55 PM BST
In for a ha'penny, in for a punani.
Report lybertyne April 4, 2019 7:08 PM BST
Oh dear.  I fear this thread is veering away from Ms Ha'penny's tuppence & thrupennies.
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