There was a nice lady called Jill Who gave all us men a cheap thrill. She showed us her beaver Which I don't believe her Partner would want us to fill.
- Lybertyne, aged 33¾.
My better half gets back from her mother's tonight. Time to tidy up the browser history. Farewell, fair Jill. The memory, it kinda lingers.
Jill hasn't denied it's her, she's just 'very upset'. Or very turned on by Lybertyne writing her poetry and waxing his dolphin in her honour. Or perhaps just very, very upset.
Jill hasn't denied it's her, she's just 'very upset'. Or very turned on by Lybertyne writing her poetry and waxing his dolphin in her honour. Or perhaps just very, very upset.