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lybertyne
01 Apr 19 19:18
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There was a nice lady called Jill
Who gave all us men a cheap thrill.
She showed us her beaver
Which I don't believe her
Partner would want us to fill.

- Lybertyne, aged 33¾.


My better half gets back from her mother's tonight.  Time to tidy up the browser history.  Farewell, fair Jill.  The memory, it kinda lingers.

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alun2005
When: 01 Apr 19 19:37
Small children were pointing at me in the street today "Look, there's the only man in Britain who hasn't seen Halfpenny's ha'penny".
By:
Baphornet
When: 01 Apr 19 19:40
always looked a bit of a minx; eyes hide nothing. I think mouse should start a naughty eyes topic
By:
scandanavian_haven
When: 01 Apr 19 19:43
fallen for the old 'I'm off to spend some quality time with my mum' trick?Shocked
By:
lybertyne
When: 01 Apr 19 19:45
Laugh  I've spoken to her on the landline Grin
By:
Baphornet
When: 01 Apr 19 19:46
aye but who's knee was she sat on
By:
Knight Commander
When: 01 Apr 19 19:52
Any duck ponds nearby? Grin
By:
peckerdunne
When: 01 Apr 19 19:53
The same one as her mum most probably...Grin
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 01 Apr 19 22:17
I still don't know who she is tbh.
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 01 Apr 19 22:18
Is she off the "reality" telly or summat?
By:
lybertyne
When: 01 Apr 19 22:32
Actress, Eastenders, Coronation Street and Waterloo Road.  Very pretty and lovely soft Geordie accent.
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 01 Apr 19 22:34
Been in all the quality soaps then.
By:
Capt__F
When: 01 Apr 19 22:36
please post pics
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 01 Apr 19 22:37
Got any soapy pics?
By:
lybertyne
When: 01 Apr 19 22:49
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/nintchdbpict000003171923.jpg?strip=all&w=960&quality=100
By:
Capt__F
When: 01 Apr 19 22:53
diss a point ing
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 01 Apr 19 22:55
Anything with a few more suds?
By:
lybertyne
When: 02 Apr 19 18:46
To a lady named Jill I give thanks
For being the muse for my wånks.
Believe it or not
It's good to see what
A Geordie lass keeps in her pants.
By:
peckerdunne
When: 02 Apr 19 20:03
It's a gift, a real gift you clearly don't have.Grin
By:
Baphornet
When: 02 Apr 19 20:18
the minx was 28 here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVzCCOjtjyw
By:
Baphornet
When: 02 Apr 19 20:19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pVeOkMznVw
By:
lybertyne
When: 02 Apr 19 20:38
Gorgeous.
By:
Baphornet
When: 02 Apr 19 20:48
as my Aileen is in Scotland; not on her mums knee btw, it's pretty safe to say (i hope)that the 28 yr old Ms H'penny was well worth a Sottish cuddle
By:
DIFERENT GRAVY 12
When: 03 Apr 19 00:54
The photo of her 'Mather & Platt' seems out of place amongst all the others. I think it is someone elses and not hers at all.
By:
SontaranStratagem
When: 03 Apr 19 13:32
She was best in the Dennis and Phil storyline in Eastenders

Dennis: Give me a shout when teletubbies gone

LaughLaugh
By:
lybertyne
When: 03 Apr 19 15:38
Jill hasn't denied it's her, she's just 'very upset'.  Or very turned on by Lybertyne writing her poetry and waxing his dolphin in her honour.  Or perhaps just very, very upset.
By:
Baphornet
When: 03 Apr 19 17:45
she wouldn't be "very upset" if it wasn't her
By:
lybertyne
When: 03 Apr 19 19:47
Her upsetness betrays their authenticity.
By:
Jack Hacksaw
When: 04 Apr 19 09:23
She should have issued a formal press release admitting all the images were her apart from the gash one.
By:
lybertyne
When: 04 Apr 19 11:45
Our Jill can't lie. Love
By:
saddo
When: 04 Apr 19 12:46
Her name was Jill and for a thrill,
she photographed her pu$$y.
Now it's out there is no doubt,
I would, I love a hussy.
By:
lybertyne
When: 04 Apr 19 16:36
That's very good, Saddo.  Who'd have thought that a betting forum could produce two eloquent chaps who have such a marvellous way with words?
By:
Baphornet
When: 04 Apr 19 16:39
not many words rhyme with hussy tbf
By:
Baphornet
When: 04 Apr 19 16:39
not many words rhyme with hussy tbf
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 04 Apr 19 16:41
mussie doesn't
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 04 Apr 19 16:41
rhymes with fuzzy
By:
Baphornet
When: 04 Apr 19 17:09
wuzzy actually, mouse
By:
Baphornet
When: 04 Apr 19 17:10
a Kipling poem to be exact  before someone reports me for being a wuzzyvist
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 04 Apr 19 17:15
Does the poem deal with the subject of picaninnies?
By:
saddo
When: 04 Apr 19 17:35
Are they related to the Punanis?
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