You can get cremated for only £1200

The so-called islamic state will do it for free.

A bargain mouse, and you don't even have be dead

Interestingly, I think money for your funeral is the only dosh that can be released when someone dies. I had to pay my Dad's Inland Revenue Bill before his Will was sorted.

If ISIS are fully booked you can always contact Africa.  They know how to light you up.

Not sure that came out right, I had to pay his IR bill after he had died - the bank would not relase any money to pay for that, but they would his funeral.

Lybertyne, sure a coffin has more dignity that a burning tyre round your head.