Since when did a 'terrorist' ...............

Whats happened now please ?

this is what i suggested the other day by saying the nutcases who carry out atrocities just make things worse for their supposed beliefs

it has hallmarks of a terror event, inspired by the far right, and therefore it has been declared a terrorism incident.
i think we are slowly shifting to the far right being the new terrorists.

Surrey full of terrorist types

ah you found it. nanny

No mention of Mental Illness ?

or being an A student. Wonders never cease

i don't suppose we will have neighbours singing a chorus of "He's a jolly good fellow" either

the use of violence and threats to intimidate or coerce, especially for political purposes

the nutcase should be charged

for future reference what are ALL THE HALLMARKS OF A FAR RIGHT ATTACK

probably a free tommy robinson car sticker on your car

as opposed to a 50lb nail bomb in your rucksack

Argos are going to stop selling baseball bats.

whats this about? someone got battered?

Smashed a load of Cars up  , which led to Police being called prior to Attacking the Young Man

Breaking; a man entered our local pub 40 minutes ago pointing his finger at people shouting BANG!, he was quickly wrestled to the ground and held until plod arrived he was arrested under the terrorism act, his wife protested his innocence saying " but he hasn't harmed anyone".
Plod later released a statement saying "due our quick response countless lives have been saved, we have checked his finger and it was fully loaded" . He will appear in court in the morning.

Locals showed their solidarity by lighting candles and singing a rousing chorus of Kumbaya.
This is btf for BBC news at 'the pub'

cant find the far right anywhere, don't even know if i'm near...

boxingthefox has just given you an insight into British life in the future. All say thank you to boxingthefox

boxingthefox has just given you an insight into British life in the future. All say thank you to boxingthefox

Thank you.

loaded fingers down the pup

pup!

freudian slip from pecker

indeed

just realised p is nowhere near b on the key board, strange.

a Freudian slip is when you say something and you mean ..............your mother.

the golf is ever changing and distracting

Mar 17, 2019 -- 10:06PM, peckerdunne wrote:

just realised p is nowhere near b on the key board, strange.

Admit it pecker, you only do it doggy style,

Freudian slip, also called parapraxis, is an error in speech, memory, or physical action that occurs due to the interference of an unconscious subdued wish or internal train of thought. The concept is part of classical psychoanalysis.

As I said above.

well i have heard of fox in the box, so you tell me..........

Dublin slang.

But you knew that, my little fox hasn't seen a 'box' for ages.

tbh i think it reveals my thought on Mcllroy

most people will think i mean 

GEE

Mar 17, 2019 -- 10:17PM, peckerdunne wrote:

most people will think i mean  GEE

Havn't heard that for years, I'll tell me Mot.

ignore that

Jayzus wot u little bolix, howye...

Grand

Sports Direct have just tweeted that they will NO longer be selling baseball bats.

Talk about an overreaction!

His neighbour : "I don't think he's capable of what they are taking into consideration," he added.
"He's polite, he always says hello to me." 

can see a surge in cricket bat sales

i've got a few hockey sticks?

Table tennis bats are sold out on Amazon.

Have you ever actually seen anyone play Baseball in England? why else would these companies have been selling them in the first place other than to see them as weapons ?

too short a reach

sell them as weapons, no retailer actually thinks people are buying them to play the game in the UK.

Hurley (stick), now that's yer man.

Play Rounders here , Prob be a Ban on them next

Mar 17, 2019 -- 11:12PM, scandanavian_haven wrote:

sell them as weapons, no retailer actually thinks people are buying them to play the game in the UK.

Exactly.

A fellow in England once came at me with a cricket bat.I legged it upstairs and got my Hurl.I then proceeded to at great speed flick the little hairs on his ear.

Wisely he then quickly yielded.........

Glad you didn't 'slice' him.

Mar 17, 2019 -- 10:55PM, Injera wrote:

Sports Direct have just tweeted that they will NO longer be selling baseball bats.Talk about an overreaction!

Are you serious???

Those bats werent good anyways.

Those bats werent good anyways.

Mar 17, 2019 -- 11:27PM, peckerdunne wrote:

Those bats werent good anyways.

https://twitter.com/malkybhoy67/status/779776504557400064
Warning: Nudity.

fcuk im missing naked attraction, i mean match of the day.

Noone will be laughing if/when the terrorists start using skipping ropes.