The Vote is at 7:00

I still think she may do it - but wouldn't wanna be the 1.03 backer!

Has she blown a (Richard) Gasquet?

Unlucky my friend - but THAT IS what it looks like to observe somebody losing their bottle!

Your girl (Belinda) has a better game than my girl (Johanna) will ever have - yet my girl with a very manufactured (and seriously one dimensional) game has made the Semi Finals of THREE Grand Slam events. Who is the bottler Baphornet?

You called Jo a SERIAL BOTTLER after she lost a Grand Slam Semi Final (not a single word from you beforehand) at a venue where she had never even won a main draw match before and on a surface that does not suit her (very one dimensional) game. You chose that moment in time to call her a serial bottler???

Sure she suffers from nerves - but do you not think just maybe that it's actually the mental side of her game (lets face it - in a sport that is rife with genuine mental midgets) that might be the reason she has got so far with such a limited game?

Maybe you wanna admit you just got it horribly, horribly wrong - and you can get back to giving us all updates on the News without me needing to point out the idiocy of most of your contributions?

For what it's worth, I'm actually a big fan of Belinda Bencic and not a particularly huge fan of Jo Konta's game - but I very much admire her mental approach (no tantrums, no racket smashing, very focused and totally stable) so I won't put up with some after-timing loser writing total and utter garbage.

You could have debated or discussed this with me (at the time) when I disagreed with you - but you chose instead to resort immediately to name calling and insults.

lol - Konta totally outplayed for the first two sets but get the better of her mental frailty to hang on

Baphornet - Last seen heading for the PRIDE march sporting a t-shirt with "I'm coming out on 31st October" on the front.

And "I voted for a BJ" on the back.

i hope someone has told Julie Etchingham that 70 to 80% of the Tory membership has already voted before tonights thrilling debate

party time on Wednesday; two instruments of the mess we are in, gone in one hit. Gawp gone as well - even though he is a non-entity; hopefully to be followed by a few more which will help Bozo. Not having to wield the axe too much is preferable during ones 1st week in charge. I'd like Rudd to resign, but she's already shown cowardice & is begging for a job. Lidington Grayling Hinds & Fox are toast, so all in all my party on Wednesday night will be a most joyous occasion

may and hammond the most miserable depressing PM and chancellor combo in history by a million miles

whatever happens a shake up of the establishment and more gnashing of teeth from the MSM. anything that winds them up can't be bad

my thoughts exactly Mr Mafeking. A pair of Europhiles running a Government that was "Committed to Brexit" My contempt for the 2 holds no bounds; even now the nodding dog is issuing shallow threats before a new Cabinet sits! I would hope deselection is awaiting many

all music to the brexit party's ears all this further infighting from the various factions. they don't seem to realise on all sides of the house they're in the last chance saloon. a election this autumn will be a massacre for the 2 main parties with maybe up to half the current MPs being turfed out

we can but hope. Will they ever learn; i very much doubt it as some are on suicide watch already. If a i was a Labour voter - "Which thank the lord i'm not sir" (that song will be getting a hearty rendition on Wednesday) i would be positively mortified that my Party could not take advantage of the situation; they should be 20 points ahead in the polls

Shows all you need to know that during one of, if not, THE worst governments in history, Labour have made no ground. Whatever happened other than magic grandpa???

HGS: welcome to the topic. Corbyn has had his day in the sun; but just like the Tories they have persisted in keeping a leader who drags the Party down. In fairness to Labour though; the nutcase never had a "day in the sun"

The damage may be irreparable by the time he finally steps down.

that could well go for both Parties. Bozo has a chance to right a wrong; & he may well do so. If he doesn't though, then Parliamentarians are on a slippery slope

they're between a rock and hard place because of ed miliband's idiocy which has allowed momentum to take over the party. the membership will simply elect another unelectable corbyn clone

i guess at some stage the moderate labour MPs may consider a wholesale breakaway but most of them will hang to their jobs for grim death even if there's no chance of being in government for a generation rather than take a leap into the unknown

ah Momentum! there's a name to conjure with

time to put some "ins" down

His bro - maybe?
Priti Patel
Raab
Esther
Theresa Villiers
Lucy Frazer
Ben Wallace
Zac Goldsmith
IDS
Jake Berry
Shapps
Moggy - although i would much prefer Steve Baker
Gavin Williamson is a certainty
Twunt will be sacked - hopefully
I don't want Davis anywhere near the Cabinet
I would kick Mordaunt out, but he will keep her
Rudd would be on the same  foot, but once again he may keep her after her grovelling this week

There are a few remainers & pretendies who he will keep from the present numpties (unfortunately)

wot no liz ?

i haven't put existing ones in Mr Mafeking. Liz is heading for Business

woohoo! Mordaunt gone

Now that is a bit of a surprise

might be to some; but it's what i wanted

MSM shocked of course; they should all just pack up & post on Twitter

I would kick Mordaunt out, but he will keep her

Even to you, I would'vw thought Bap.

*Would've thought a surprise

no. not really; surprised - yes pleasantly. Shocked no

Any more announced? Watching cricket.

this is more excirting

i expect the top jobs to be named tonight; the rest tomorrow morning

looks like Twunt was offered a demotion (basically the sack)
Damien Hinds now sacked

Hunt wouldn't take minor role imo.

precisely, so sacked

Brokenshire sacked & wait for it.....

GRAYLING gone!!!!!!

grayling resigns and is heading to the backbenches, is he capable of finding his way there unaided?

i am going to get royally bladdered later; what a day. just need Rudd & Loathsome now to get the boot

After his tenancy as transport minister, that isn't a surprise imo.

Cummings will get started on the Civil Service soon

Clark Lidington & Bradley gone, pass the shampoo

Bozo is clearing the swamp in one night

I'm sure they were all about to resign anyway

Mordaunt & Twunt?

oops i missed out Brokenshire, who was hanging like a limpet for a job

Hancock booted would be a nice surprise; can't be too greedy though

Mundell gone

Hancock would be a surprise!! Not a complete 1.01 after earlier events though.

hardly anyone left from the old cabinet. must have missed claire perry's resignation letter. all the other ultra remainers have gone before being pushed

for months i have been asking for this, i didn't want one cabinet member to stay; as anyone who reads this topic will know. But i am surprised he has done this

Hunt sacked

Stewart sacked

oooh i missed Fox's departure

Saj CotE

Prit Home sec

She was always gonna get a good gig

Raab FS

the next time i post on this topic i will be royally bazoomed & 4 stone lighter; so please accept my apologies for later posts now

hows my list looking?

Thick as sh1t......as usual.

---  wont last past September - govt falls in vote of confidence - too many Tories gunning for the lunatics. He could do this if he had a decent majority - not 1 or 2.

This is actually playing into remainer hands )

(I want Scots independence, hard no-deal Brexit will guarantee it.  This cull will come back and haunt them all. It retrospect it was May's deal (or version of) or no brexit at all).  But they cant see it.

now where were we

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time to put some "ins" down

His bro - maybe? - Job
Priti Patel              - Job
Raab                      - Job
Esther                   - Job
Theresa Villiers    - Job
Lucy Frazer
Ben Wallace         - Job
Zac Goldsmith
IDS
Jake Berry
ShappsDevil        - Job
Moggy - although i would much prefer Steve Baker - Job
Gavin Williamson is a certainty  - Job
Twunt will be sacked - hopefully - Sacked thankfully
I don't want Davis anywhere near the Cabinet - he isn't thankfully
I would kick Mordaunt out, but he will keep her - Sacked
Rudd would be on the same  foot, but once again he may keep her after her grovelling this week - In unfortunately

There are a few remainers & pretendies who he will keep from the present numpties (unfortunately) there are

still a chance of some more sackings

Kwasi just got a job

His bro - maybe? - Job
Priti Patel              - Job
Raab                      - Job
Esther                   - Job
Theresa Villiers    - Job
Lucy Frazer
Ben Wallace         - Job
Zac Goldsmith
IDS
Jake Berry            - Job
ShappsDevil        - Job
Moggy - although i would much prefer Steve Baker - Job
Gavin Williamson is a certainty  - Job
Twunt will be sacked - hopefully - Sacked thankfully
I don't want Davis anywhere near the Cabinet - he isn't thankfully
I would kick Mordaunt out, but he will keep her - Sacked
Rudd would be on the same  foot, but once again he may keep her after her grovelling this week - In unfortunately

There are a few remainers & pretendies who he will keep from the present numpties (unfortunately) there are
There are a few remainers & pretendies who he will keep from the present numpties (unfortunately) there are

His bro - maybe? - Job
Priti Patel              - Job
Raab                      - Job
Esther                   - Job
Theresa Villiers    - Job
Lucy Frazer          - Job
Ben Wallace         - Job
Zac Goldsmith
IDS
Jake Berry            - Job
ShappsDevil        - Job
Moggy - although i would much prefer Steve Baker - Job
Gavin Williamson is a certainty  - Job
Twunt will be sacked - hopefully - Sacked thankfully
I don't want Davis anywhere near the Cabinet - he isn't thankfully
I would kick Mordaunt out, but he will keep her - Sacked
Rudd would be on the same  foot, but once again he may keep her after her grovelling this week - In unfortunately

There are a few remainers & pretendies who he will keep from the present numpties (unfortunately) there are

dont know the reasoning behind Steve Baker not being given the Brexit Secretarys gig, but it was a surprise to me he didn't get it above Barclay;  i can only assume  it was because Barclay was more entrenched with the EU & their practices so it would seem daft to sack him with so little time left. It may come back to haunt Bozo; so myself personally i would like to see Baker replace Barclay at the 1st sign of no movement from the EU

update

His bro - maybe? - Job
Priti Patel              - Job
Raab                      - Job
Esther                   - Job
Theresa Villiers    - Job
Lucy Frazer          - Job
Ben Wallace         - Job
Zac Goldsmith     - Job
IDS
Jake Berry            - Job
ShappsDevil         - Job
Moggy - although i would much prefer Steve Baker - Job
Gavin Williamson is a certainty  - Job
Twunt will be sacked - hopefully - Sacked thankfully
I don't want Davis anywhere near the Cabinet - he isn't thankfully
I would kick Mordaunt out, but he will keep her - Sacked
Rudd would be on the same  foot, but once again he may keep her after her grovelling this week - In unfortunately

There are a few remainers & pretendies who he will keep from the present numpties (unfortunately) there are

Nadine Dorries gets a gig

lefties getting seriously worried about the good feeling erupting throughout the country.  Can't wait until October

btw, hurry up Bozo i need one more for a 147

all these self important non entities resigning last week. no one involved in cabinet in the last 3 years could have any right to expect a job in the current administration

may and hammond it was like the government of the living dead

makes me smile, Mr Mafeking, when i read what (allegedly) the nodding dog & the nutcase have planned for the Autumn, in ways of dusruption that is. The pair of them couldn't disrupt a snails trail

great to see Bozo listening to my excellent advice

He has no intention of going to Brussels unless they say they are prepared to renogotiate. Hard ball the only way to go after the arse in the air approach from the nutcase

Hope you are right baphornet , fingers crossed

welcome lfc You took your time getting here. Well he doesn't have any other choice tbh, better to go down kicking & screaming than lay on your back & get tummy tickled

Thanks hornet , well I thought I could look in until Oct 31st , it’s too interesting not to
when , if ? we leave , how glorious : ) ... let’s see

aye; i will have the mother & father of all parties if it happens

The wailing and the tear stains of the embittered  remainers  will be like sweet music ! Lol

Horrible creatures

i think Jo Swinson epitomises them, lfc. A one-nation set of cry babies

they should get together with the Democrats in America & have a cry baby convention. The Yanks must hold one a year surely?

Lol , that’s her :)

You and 18 million others bap!

what a party! I may even buy a round

come on Bozo, give him a job as a tea boy or summat

anyway; in other news - Farage is attacking Cummings. Saying te doesn't trust him, well me neither but i actually think that Bozo only gave him the gig because he wanted someone to blast the civil servants. Cummings hates them & would love nothing better. Of course Farage is getting his attack on Parliament ready just in case Bozo fails in this quest & the GE is called

come on Bozo; there is now a space in the Cabinet

Lol at your Swinson pic, Bap.  Here're a couple more, past and present ...


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ffs

i wonder if she sleeps like that?

i may get my full set soon

as for Bozo; if i was advising him i would tell him to stand up in the House on Monday & say "I will not go to the EU cap in hand; not now  - not ever; so if you want to take me to court; then go right ahead. See you in 5 weeks" He has to make a stand & what better place to do it. We can't have laws passed by Bercow every 5 minutes or it will just turn into even more of a farce. What will the next one be - we want a 5 yr extension?

thankfully bercow only got a few weeks left. he'll be demolished by the new tory candidate in buckingham

the AG/Rumpole has been extremely quiet lately, so he may have something up his sleeve; otherwise Bozo has to go to the sound of the guns

How many extensions do they want?

We know the traitors now

Mps jumping ship to the Lib Dems because "they want to stop brexit"

Good god

Traitors and they will be dealt with in the harshest way possible

Rumpole has been hard at work it seems; say nowt chaps - make em sweat

another one gone. Bercow runs away on October 31st. Good riddance

None of the Cabinet stand to applaud; & some pretty disgusted looks to behind for some who did

up in arms about being cut short of days to debate brexit (as if that would make any difference) yet plenty of time for tributes to bercow

this parliament really is a ludicrous echo chamber that needs putting out of its misery. none of them seem to have any idea how this comes over to the public

they all live in the bubble; Parliament as we knew it is finished. Bercow the muppet going, can only speed that process up. He's just nearly had a coronary when allowing two pathetic debates for hours on end; firing off insult after insult & has just about lost control of himself. Embarrassing beyond belief

Parliament are just trying to do their job, the government is a disgrace. Anyway Bercow has likely outflanked the government's plan, they probably wanted to replace him with an ERG stooge like Rees-Mogg, but now parliament will decide the next speaker.

It needs shutting down end of

Its a joke and has been for years

It has been persistently ignored and bypassed by government. It's quite clear why government is shutting it down as soon as they were under the slightest scrutiny they fell apart, they are only good at giving their message unopposed, under any scrutiny it all falls apart.

well Bozo has done what i thought, well except saying "Take me to court" He has though said we will all have to wait (tell em nowt) until nearer the time to see what he has planned. So i will say this one last time for the dummies - He is not going to ask the EU for an extension!

DUP onside, ERG onside, Labour dissenters onside & Bozo still saying nothing (he listens) about how he's going to get around the surrender act. All in all a wonderful day & the lefties pressing more panic buttons than the coasts of Florida