the invention of the wheel.

They never invented the wheel in darkest Africa , and probably still wouldn’t have it if the Britush hadn’t gone there

So,as from now when people ask about the wheel,history will tell you that a guy named brassneck was the first person in history to claim the invention of the wheel in the year 2019,but it is believed that the wheel was used before the year 2019,but the said name  brassneck claims credit for the invention.

They never invented the wheel in darkest Africa

Although one thing they do have are metal rings around the neck to make it appear stretched.  One might say they have...brassneck.

he he,google has just placed the last post in their invention of the wheel category,"i am famous"

unfortunately when brass invented the wheel he only invented one
And walked around with it

And people said that’s a stupid idea ,

but they were wrong brass was ahead of his time , he has other ideas like that

brass had the solution , before other people knew what the problem was

not only did brass invent the wheel but he set it in the middle of his living room ,
flat ,
that was a good start

Alright Dave, don't lay it on too bloody thick.

and people said.  stupid idea
but they were wrong , remember that when you read some of brass’s little ideas and follies

Its not much use just inventing, it needs to be patented as well

Then Brassneck can charge everyone who uses the wheel for the privilege.

brassneck inventions are the real deal , not like the james Dyson inventions
not needed and  expensive

Outside of the pottery community what interest would anyone have in 'the wheel'?

Dyson is only reinventing the wheel , but brassneck invented the wheel ...
and laid it flat on his living room floor

When people saw brass walking around with his new invention

they said that’s crap , poor brassneck : (

Wheel tunez time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxdMqiKI08g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEkjKNchCjM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kf0cEH8_Js

I doubt "prior art" law accepts chit chat on a weekend as an override :)

Mark Antony : Look at them. All solid bone and muscle.

Spencius : Bone and muscle I've got plenty of. It's brains what people want nowadays.

Mark Antony : They've got brains. Artisans, every one of them. Here you, what did you do in Britain?

Hengist Pod : I was a wheelmaker.

Mark Antony : See that? He makes wheels.

Hengist Pod : Square ones.

The man who invented the cart invented the wheel he realised that he would need some wheels if he wanted to Go some  where


The man who first invented the canoe plied with the idea of putting wheels on it but he realised that he would have to make the river  bed solid and he thought that would be too much of a problem .and don't forget there was no tarmack in those days


The Eskimo who tried to make portable igloos with wheels gave up .when his wife left him and took the igloo with her

I remember many years ago when one of the first wagon trains went through the Bronx and 4 wagons had their wheels stolen while the owners were in doc holidays 10cent store in broad daylight

The invention of the wheel a turning point in my opinion

Are you the spokesman?

They've been wondering what to do with all those tyres, thank goodness Brassneck came along.

yes,loads of people are driving to my house to inquire about this new thing called a wheel that i invented.

its not now i become famous,but in about 6 to 10 thousand years time, when people check the internet to find out who invented the wheel .google (if they are still about)will say"our records show that in year 2019 a man named Brassneck is our first name in our records to claim to have invented the wheel.

I have it on not very good authority that Brassneck is to be named Michelin Man of the year for 2019.
May I be amongst the first to offer my congratulations.

you see,everyone paid no attention to the wheel and took it for granted,everyone always thought it was always there,but then Brassneck came along and realized that nobody had claimed ownership of this state of the art invention,so brassneck said to himself"that will do me,saves me inventing something else".its like finding a piece of land that nobody owns,first claim secures ownership.

Next week you could invent houses.

Has anyone laid claim to the earth yet? I suspect most megalomaniacs have been far too modest in their ambitions so far.

The wheel was invented by Hengis Pod. I've seen the film so it must be true.