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brassneck
09 Mar 19 23:51
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i brassneck hereby claim ownership  of the invention of the wheel  by this post on betfair chit chat forum.As no one in history has claimed ownership prior to my claim i now pronounce myself as the first inventor of the wheel dated 9th march 2019 at 23.50 pm.

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By:
lfc1971
When: 09 Mar 19 23:56
They never invented the wheel in darkest Africa , and probably still wouldn’t have it if the Britush hadn’t gone there
By:
brassneck
When: 09 Mar 19 23:57
So,as from now when people ask about the wheel,history will tell you that a guy named brassneck was the first person in history to claim the invention of the wheel in the year 2019,but it is believed that the wheel was used before the year 2019,but the said name  brassneck claims credit for the invention.Grin
By:
lybertyne
When: 10 Mar 19 00:00
They never invented the wheel in darkest Africa

Although one thing they do have are metal rings around the neck to make it appear stretched.  One might say they have...brassneck.Plain
By:
brassneck
When: 10 Mar 19 00:03
he he,google has just placed the last post in their invention of the wheel category,"i am famous"LaughLaughLaughLaugh
By:
lfc1971
When: 10 Mar 19 00:12
unfortunately when brass invented the wheel he only invented one
And walked around with it
By:
lfc1971
When: 10 Mar 19 00:22
And people said that’s a stupid idea ,

but they were wrong brass was ahead of his time , he has other ideas like that
By:
lfc1971
When: 10 Mar 19 00:24
brass had the solution , before other people knew what the problem was
By:
lfc1971
When: 10 Mar 19 00:30
not only did brass invent the wheel but he set it in the middle of his living room ,
flat ,
that was a good start
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 10 Mar 19 00:33
Alright Dave, don't lay it on too bloody thick.
By:
lfc1971
When: 10 Mar 19 00:38
and people said.  stupid idea
but they were wrong , remember that when you read some of brass’s little ideas and follies
By:
UBLE/REGY
When: 10 Mar 19 00:38
Its not much use just inventing, it needs to be patented as well

Then Brassneck can charge everyone who uses the wheel for the privilege.
By:
lfc1971
When: 10 Mar 19 00:42
brassneck inventions are the real deal , not like the james Dyson inventions
not needed and  expensive
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 10 Mar 19 00:44
Outside of the pottery community what interest would anyone have in 'the wheel'?
By:
lfc1971
When: 10 Mar 19 00:44
Dyson is only reinventing the wheel , but brassneck invented the wheel ...
and laid it flat on his living room floor
By:
lfc1971
When: 10 Mar 19 00:52
When people saw brass walking around with his new invention

they said that’s crap , poor brassneck : (
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 10 Mar 19 00:57
Wheel tunez time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxdMqiKI08g
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 10 Mar 19 01:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEkjKNchCjM
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 10 Mar 19 01:03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kf0cEH8_Js
By:
Just Checking
When: 10 Mar 19 03:21
I doubt "prior art" law accepts chit chat on a weekend as an override :)
By:
screaming from beneaththewaves
When: 10 Mar 19 11:06
Mark Antony : Look at them. All solid bone and muscle.

Spencius : Bone and muscle I've got plenty of. It's brains what people want nowadays.

Mark Antony : They've got brains. Artisans, every one of them. Here you, what did you do in Britain?

Hengist Pod : I was a wheelmaker.

Mark Antony : See that? He makes wheels.

Hengist Pod : Square ones.
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 10 Mar 19 12:29
The man who invented the cart invented the wheel he realised that he would need some wheels if he wanted to Go some  where


The man who first invented the canoe plied with the idea of putting wheels on it but he realised that he would have to make the river  bed solid and he thought that would be too much of a problem .and don't forget there was no tarmack in those days


The Eskimo who tried to make portable igloos with wheels gave up .when his wife left him and took the igloo with her
By:
Do wah Diddy
When: 10 Mar 19 12:35
I remember many years ago when one of the first wagon trains went through the Bronx and 4 wagons had their wheels stolen while the owners were in doc holidays 10cent store in broad daylight
By:
macarony
When: 10 Mar 19 21:03
The invention of the wheel a turning point in my opinion
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 10 Mar 19 21:11
Are you the spokesman?
By:
Foinavon
When: 10 Mar 19 22:14
They've been wondering what to do with all those tyres, thank goodness Brassneck came along.
By:
brassneck
When: 10 Mar 19 23:22
yes,loads of people are driving to my house to inquire about this new thing called a wheel that i invented.Laugh
By:
brassneck
When: 10 Mar 19 23:27
its not now i become famous,but in about 6 to 10 thousand years time, when people check the internet to find out who invented the wheel .google (if they are still about)will say"our records show that in year 2019 a man named Brassneck is our first name in our records to claim to have invented the wheel.Laugh
By:
Foinavon
When: 10 Mar 19 23:34
I have it on not very good authority that Brassneck is to be named Michelin Man of the year for 2019.
May I be amongst the first to offer my congratulations.
By:
brassneck
When: 10 Mar 19 23:35
you see,everyone paid no attention to the wheel and took it for granted,everyone always thought it was always there,but then Brassneck came along and realized that nobody had claimed ownership of this state of the art invention,so brassneck said to himself"that will do me,saves me inventing something else".its like finding a piece of land that nobody owns,first claim secures ownership.
By:
mouse muldoon
When: 10 Mar 19 23:37
Next week you could invent houses.
By:
Foinavon
When: 10 Mar 19 23:40
Has anyone laid claim to the earth yet? I suspect most megalomaniacs have been far too modest in their ambitions so far.
By:
Nebs
When: 10 Mar 19 23:50
The wheel was invented by Hengis Pod. I've seen the film so it must be true.
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