I Had A Pensioners Small Fish and Chips With Peas The Other Day

Saw a pensioner walking out of the chippy with his lunch all wrapped up when he suddenly became distracted and wondered off to count the lids on a row of wheelie bins.


He dropped his warm package, which I duly picked up and tried to hand back to him.
Told me to go and get lost and mind my own business, which I did, walked down the street enjoying his fish and chunky chips.