IF YOU HAD YOUR WHOLE LIFE OVER AGAIN .....

Some decent foie gras has to be near the top of any list.

Definitely , number 2 . Communication , or lack of , is the cause of so much pain , in this world . Lack of communication , between human beings , literally causes wars .

Oh, and a good Saint-Emilion Grand Cru too.

You , love takin the p1ss , don't yer ,johnny . You p1ss takin cockney t1t .

Have nowt to do with wimmin. Life give you enough misery without going looking for it.
Don't gamble. Self-explanatory.
Do whatever takes your fancy as soon as possible. We regret things more that we haven't done rather than the things we did.

Don't gamble number one
Don't tell lies
Find true friends who you can trust you and they can trust you(friends doesn't mean drinking acquaintances)
Respect every single girl and don't just want them for sex to gratify yourself and find a girl who is your best friend as well as your lover to share your life with

That's four I've given so also don't be greedy

And only drink alcohol in moderation .And learn the meaning of the word MODERATION and implement it into all aspects of your life

Jan 31, 2019 -- 11:11AM, Culvin wrote:

You , love takin the p1ss , don't yer ,johnny . You p1ss takin cockney t1t .

Culvin !....deep breathes !

Do Wah....some good advice...not all women are worthy of respect though...depends how they carry on !

You're right , The Leopard . I need to do that a little more . I still think johnny mussie is a t1t , though .

If I had my time again I'd marry the blonde and not the brunette, the rest of it I can live with.

I'd join a religion that permitted me to marry the blonde and the brunette.

mouse you're a funny buGGer .

Something I've never appreciated about having more than one wife. It means more mothers-in-law too

4) Curtail it at an earlier date

Don't start a land war in asia.

FFS I don't know how these bigamists cope.

Difficult enough to keep one wife happy!

You would be permitted to have 40 camels as an alternative.

Difficult enough to keep one wife happy!

Let alone 40 camels

BRILLIANT , KNIGHT COMMANDER !augh:]:laugh:]

A joke about a man raping a camel.....not sure that is PC !

Reminds me of the early 60s TV ad for camel cigarettes.

Sexy woman, reclining on a sofa, seductively puffing on a cigarette, and uttering the words.

Nothing satisfies me like a camel.

Where does it say he raped it?

The fact the camel had the hump suggests rape

Some camels have a certain look about them. Sort of come hither. You know they want it.

Many teenage boy has a wet dromedary.

I was just thinking about the OP's deep question and trying to come up with some meaningful life lessons

then it all went to pot when I saw KC's camel joke

1. A list of sports results

Sir John Betjeman was interviewed at the age of about 90. He was asked if he had any regrets.  He replied - Yes, I wish I had had more sex.

Don't believe everything women tell us
...well anybody tbh, but women are the most dishonest imo

If he had had more sex, he might have reached 90 Blackbarn, he would worn himself earlier

That is a fair age to reach

A very likeable man, and not a bad poet

not reached 90

not reached 90

Has spotty had my joke removed? Pathetic.

Please add me to your long list of banned posters spotty.

I can't hear the word camel now without thinking of:
1. The fact that in some vibrant cultures they drink camel piss as a sort of delicacy
2. The shop owner done in one of these countries for selling bottles of camel piss that were in fact .. bottles of his own piss.

I can understand the anger. If I'm shelling out for camel piss I want the real McCoy to slide down my throat, after savouring its bouquet and maybe swilling it round my tongue for a few seconds of savouring.

1- My knowledge of this life, so I don't make the same mistakes again

2- My wife

3- My kids

IF YOU HAD YOUR WHOLE LIFE OVER AGAIN ....

Get the fook out of this sh1thole while I was still young enough to enjoy life

Beg Borrow Steal to get the money to buy as many inner city houses in Sydney as possible. If that's too hard then buy as many 1970s Holdens and Fords as you can especially ones with the letters GT or GTR or GTR XU1 or SLR in the names.

Lady Faye Verrit - what do you mean?