DO YOU BET FOR FUN

DONT WORRY IF YOU DONT WANT TO ADMIT TO BEING A DEGENERATE OR DONT EVEN KNOW YOU ARE
OR DONT HAVE A DICTIONARY OR CANT READ

ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT YOUNLEARNT AT PRIMARY SCHOOL GOD  STILL LOVES YOU  EVEN IF NO ONE ELSE DOES.EVEN THOSE WHO SAY THEY LIKE OR LOVE YOU MIGHT ONLY BE DOING IT FOR A QUIET LIFE

I REMEMBER MY GRANDAD AT THE END

HE WAS LYING DOWNSTAIRS IN THE BACK ROOM OF HIS TWO UP TWO DOWN .TELLING MY DAD TO SELL HIS HORSE AND CART AND MY DADS HORSE AND CART WHICH HE LENT HIM  AS HE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO WORK SO HE COULD HAVE MONEY TO BET .THEY WERE BOTH RAG AND BONE MEN

HE SAID TO MY DAD TO GET ANOTHER JOB AS HE NEEDED THE MONEY .HE DIDNT WORRY THAT MY DAD HAD A WIFE AND TWO CHILDREN TO FEED .WE ALL KNEW WHAT HE WANTED THE MONEY FOR

MY GRANDAD WAS LIKED. BY ALL AS HE BOUGHT EVERYONECA DRINK WHEN HE WENT IN A PUB AND ALWAYS DRESSED SMARTLY IN THE PUB .HE EARNT A FORTUNE BUT PEOPLE LIKE MECKNOW WHERE THE REST OF THE MONEY WENT

HE HAD HIS BED DOWNSTAIRS SO HE COULD WATCH THE MANY MEETINGS ON THE BBC IN THEM DAYS .HE SHOULD HAVE HAD A MANSION WITH ALL THE MONEY HE EARNT BUT LIVED IN ACHOSE OF SQUALOR
HE HAD HIS OWN CAR .THE ONLY ONE IN THE CATTERY THEM DAYS

HE COLDNT DRIVE NOR HIS TWO SONS .HE USED TO GET SOME  ONE TO DRIVE HIM TO CHESTER RACES AND TOOK HIS DRINKING PARTNERS WITH HIM

THE DRIVER WASNT A SMART CHAFFEUR HE WAS A BLOKE WHO DID IT FOR A FEW POUNDS EXTRA INCOME

I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE LIKE MY GRANDAD BECAUSE HE HAD MONEY IN HIS PCT AND EVERYONE LIKED HIM AND LOOKED UP TO HIM HE ENDEDCUP IN A COUNCIL FLAT WITH NO MONEY

I GOT MY WISH TO BE LIKE MY GRANDAD .
I AM NOW IN THE COUNCIL FLAT WITH NO MONEY


HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A NICE DAY AFTER READING THIS .IM SURE IF I JOINED THEM JEHOVAS WITNESS I MIGHT HAVE A BETTER LIFE

AND IM SURE YOU LOT WOULD IF I DISSAPEARED FOR GOOD

YES I DID WRITE TO PENELOPPY PROOPS ASKING FOR HELP  WHEN SHE WAS CHIEF AGONY AUNT FOR THE DAILY MIRROR .

AND SHE TOLD ME TO JOIN A CYCLING CLUB OR START A STAMP COLLECTION

You got the wrong Proops.

No wonder she weren't much help.

Try writing to Marge (not Greg).

THIS WAS WHY I ONLY EVER LISTENED TO DRUNKS OR GAMBLERS FOR ADVICE IF THAT WAS THE BEST SHE HAD TO OFFER

YES IT WAS MARGE NOT PENELOPPY PROOPS I DONT KNOW WHERE PENELOPPY CAME FROM SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN AN OFFICE JUNIOR THERE .YOU GET MIXED UP WHEN YOUR 69

Any backs lays or arbs today Do wah?

MARGE DID HELP MY EX WIFE WHEN SHE WROTE TO HER ABOUT ME

MARGE TOLD HER TO DEVORCE ME AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE AND EVEN PAY FOR THE DEVORCE HERSELF IF SHE HAD TO .WHICH SHE DID

No I LOST AGAIN YESTERDAY NO MONEY TILL TOMORROW

SoRRY NO MONEY TILL THURSDAY

THERES ONE THING I LEARNT ABOUT ME GAMBLING AFFECTED MY NERVES AND MOOD

I FOUND OUT THAT I WAS MUCH HAPPIER THE ODD DAYS I WON
AND I WAS MUCH MORE DOWNCAST AND MOODY THE DAYS I LOST

IVE NEVER BEEN A BAD LOSER .IT MADE ME JUST WORK HARDER SO I COULD GET MORE MONEY TO BET TO LOSE

IVE TOLD THIS STORY BEFORE .I REMEMBER WHEN I WORKED IN THE ENGINEERING I WORKED ALL WEEK TWO NIGHTS OVER  TIME SAT MORNING AND ALL DAY SUNDAY

I GOT OFF THE BUS WITH MY WAGES AND SPENT EVERY PENNY IN THE BOOKIES .DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE MONEY TO GIVE MY MAM MY LODGING MONEY .

I DIDNT GET UPET WITH THE BOOKMAKERS

I WENT HOME WITH NOTHING .ME AND MY MAM USED TO SAVE THREE PENNY PIECES UP BETWEEN US AND PUT THEM IN A BIG TIN  THEN HAVE A SHARE OUT AT XMAS.

I WENT IN THE TIN AND TOOK ENOUGH THREE PENNY PIECES OUT TO TAKE TO THE POST OFFICE SO I COULD GET THEM CHANGED AND PAY HER MY LODGING MONEY .HOPING SHE WOULDNT NOTICE .I PUT THE MONEY BACK SLOWLY OVER THERE NEXT FEW WEEKS

Apology if this has been asked of you before: Is there a medical reason why you post in capital letters? Thank-you.

Im a changed man .I used to have a medical problem and still got one .but I'm a loose cannon and do as I please  .I used to be a capatalist but now im church of england

Amen