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brassneck
18 Jan 19 21:04
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for example
1=a screw driver.
2=a saltcellar.
3=a steel hammer.
4=corkscrew.
5=a kitchen knife,fork,or spoon.
anyone got any other ideas of what might last a lifetime and is less than £5 to buy.
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Report Reynard • January 18, 2019 9:14 PM GMT
A Complete History of Tottenham Hotspur FC Honours Mischief
Report Shrewd_dude • January 18, 2019 9:15 PM GMT
The condom in your wallet.
Report Reynard • January 18, 2019 9:25 PM GMT
^^^^^^^^^^^^ they have use by dates Blush
Report anubis7 • January 18, 2019 9:34 PM GMT
A bucket
Report Reynard • January 18, 2019 9:37 PM GMT
^^^^^^^^^^^ Tell that to Liza . Dear Henry had a hole in his Plain
Report Shrewd_dude • January 18, 2019 9:41 PM GMT
^^^^^^^^^^^^ they have use by dates

So does corned beef but nobody throws that out.
Report brassneck • January 18, 2019 9:47 PM GMT
a condom tin box, to store your weekly supply of  condomsLaughLaughLaugh
Report brassneck • January 18, 2019 9:50 PM GMT
a pair of scissors
Report brassneck • January 18, 2019 9:50 PM GMT
nail clippers
Report STUDYFORM • January 18, 2019 9:52 PM GMT
Tea bags.
I don't like tea.
Report brassneck • January 18, 2019 9:53 PM GMT
tin tea caddy
Report brassneck • January 18, 2019 9:55 PM GMT
cake tin
Report Shrewd_dude • January 18, 2019 10:05 PM GMT
Mallet.

Lucky pebble.
Report impossible123 • January 18, 2019 10:20 PM GMT
A plastic dish drainer tray
Report DenzilPenberthy • January 18, 2019 10:24 PM GMT
Hip flask
Report Foinavon • January 18, 2019 10:41 PM GMT
A dead beetle in a matchbox (provided you store it in a cool dry place).

If you can't locate a supplier, I will sell you one £4-99 +pp.
Report Just Checking • January 18, 2019 10:49 PM GMT
Intrested. What kind of beetle?
Report Foinavon • January 18, 2019 11:01 PM GMT
Depends what next door's kids can find in the garden. They are a bit scarce at the moment and I'm clean out of stock but plenty of ladybirds in the summer.
Report Do wah Diddy • January 18, 2019 11:02 PM GMT
JUST DEPENDS ON HOW LONG YOU LIVE FOR .SOMEONE WHO LIVES A FEW HOURS OR DAYS OR WEEKS OR YEARS CAN BUY MUCH MORE THINGS THAT LAST A LIFETIME THAN SOMEONE WHO LIVES OVERCA HUNDRED YEARS .

THE QUESTION WOULD NOT BE WORDED LIKE THIS IN A KINGS COLLEDGE OXFORD  UNIVERSITY EXAM PAPER IT WOULD BE MORE SPECIFIC
Report Just Checking • January 18, 2019 11:04 PM GMT
Something that lasts EXACTLY a lifetime for under a £5:
Incurable gonorrhea from a very cheap prostitute. HappyWhoops
Report mouse muldoon • January 18, 2019 11:05 PM GMT
snide calvins
Report Just Checking • January 18, 2019 11:07 PM GMT
I love Ladybirds. People who aren't nature minded probably don't realise their juvenile form is a very cool looking killer beast that looks like a mini scorpion, totally differnt from the adult.

I see them on certain plants stuffing their face on aphids in the summer. You can order them for your greenhouse online for aphid control.

https://lauratealldesigns.wordpress.com/2015/05/24/ladybirds/img_1408b/
https://aussieorganicgardening.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/LBcommspot_lv.jpg
Report Crisp77 • January 18, 2019 11:18 PM GMT
499 1p coins
Report Foinavon • January 18, 2019 11:20 PM GMT
Yes, I love them too, don't think I could bring myself to kill one. I also liked to see large black ground beetles on my allotment as they eat larvae.
Report Shrewd_dude • January 18, 2019 11:22 PM GMT
Mrs Bates.
Report cooperman • January 19, 2019 9:35 AM GMT
Street food in Tunisia. The memory of the particularly vicious squits will last a lifetime. Cry
Report flushgordon1 • January 19, 2019 9:59 AM GMT
Some condoms ,with the regularity I'm getting it.
Report Lady Faye Verrit • January 22, 2019 8:51 AM GMT
3 metres of strong rope....
Report DenzilPenberthy • January 22, 2019 4:01 PM GMT
How much are them Thai brides? Odds on they'll outlive you imo.
Report mouse muldoon • January 22, 2019 4:19 PM GMT
£4.99 Den, but we're doing under a fiver inc. VAT.
Report SlippyBlue • January 22, 2019 6:23 PM GMT
I've got a bottle opener on my key ring that must be at least 20 years old and is still going strong, I probably paid a quid for it.
Report windsor knot • January 22, 2019 7:00 PM GMT
...4.99p worth of cyanide.
Report clacton • January 22, 2019 8:54 PM GMT
Everything in Poundland
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