Inventions

chocolate teapot

and a motorcycle mounted ashtray

mrs m invented a shoe ramp

Very good Mouse.

She nailed some strips of wood across the top of the stairwell in the little room so her shoes can sit on it without slipping down. Very clever lady. I suggested she patent it as a shoe ramp but she never did.

I was laughing at your two inventions not your clever wife.

I know, I'm the dumb one.

I invented a VHS recorder that taped all the shows that you didn`t like and played them back when you were out at the pub

Bob Monkhouse would have loved that.

Horse forum >>> that way ..

Plenty of inventors on there

Yep case like wealth and winners.

a shoe polish brush with a long handle.

Could tell you but I'd have to kill you.

With the ray gun I invented.

****...

Back in the pre digital, internet, satellite days, I invented a small mobile tv - 7in screen - with which one could view UK tv in the remotest parts of the world, i.e. at the North Pole, up the Amazon or even on top of Mount Everest.

It worked perfectly ..... only downfall was that it was powered by 10 car batteries

i'm hoping someone will invent an app that keeps my damn tablet open more than 30 seconds!

What's the problem? Tablets have a configurable screen sleep time? (Android anyway).

well i wish someone would tell mine (android) I can't even find the display time

What version? Try say ....

Settings, Display, Advanced, Sleep "after X minutes of activity".

That's sort of area to look at.

JC, it's a piece of rubbish given to me by my sister (unwanted xmas present) that it thought i could use whilst doing other things. i'm not sure of the name EGL? but when i hit settings there is hardly anything there; & there is certainly no Settigns - display. It's the only piece of hardware i've had that confuses me greatly

I once invented an invisibility spray but no one could see any use for it.