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il go first,,im an artist,, I DRAW THE DOLE
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I'm an exporter. (Fifteen years at Charing X Hospital.)
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I'm now a cook
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I'm a professional card counter. Just putting some orders together for Valentine's Day.
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I worked at a calendar factory, but got sacked because I took a day off.
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butcher at morrisons (true)
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I'm a Steeple Baptist Minister, I lie on my back and worship my c0ck.
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Tax adviser
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I'm a programme seller at the Olympic games.
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Shepherd is very popular occupation put down on Job Centre forms.
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OP still works for Billy Smart.
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Professional gambler
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jim_royale; how much Irish beef passes you way?
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Head of mountain rescue in holland
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Risk Analyst...
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I'm a buoy I'm a buoy but my Ma won't admit it
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uk coronation programme seller
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Mahout
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Is that an elephant man?
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I am a ventriloquist on the radio
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I'm a dodo pest controller
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I have a job........
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No job at the moment , but i feel confident that i will find one quite soon . I currently receive universal credit . I receive a payment of £317 per month , £200 of which , i give as my rent , to my 87 year old , Father , who i currently live with . Which leaves myself , from the UC montly payment , with £117 . With that money, i buy my own clothes , food , drink , and anything else that i need . Up until a month ago , in the last two years or so , i had not been to a pub , cinema , theatre , etc , I would buy myself , a 3 litre , £3.50p bottle of 3 hammers cider ,everyweek , to help get me through the week , it helped me to cope with my depression . At certain times i thought about taking my own life , but the thing that always stopped me doing that terrible thing , was the love i have for my father . The the cheap cider , p1ss , that i used to drink , helped me to cope .It's been a long way to myself finding hope but i feel i have that hope now , and as i said , i feel hopeful i'll find a job quite soon .
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^ drinks the communion wine now.
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Eh mouse , that stuff is tasty .
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Being on Universal Credit is a job quite literally
Its called "work search", 40 hours a week searching the same jobs over and over again on various websites, reading the same the job pages in the newspaper, and looking for jobs on the same job board whilst in the job center each week. And all those jobs.. about 25% are real and the rest are fake |
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True ,SontaranStratagem . What a great username you've got .
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I'll start a thread , who has the best username .
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Mine was born out of my 7 year old nieces love of the TV show, Culvin
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mouse muldoon
Date Joined: 05 Jun 03 Add contact | Send message 15 Jan 19 15:39 Joined: 05 Jun 03 | Topic/replies: 14,822 | Blogger: mouse muldoon's blog ^ drinks the communion wine now. ![]() mega88 15 Jan 19 13:27 Joined: 16 May 07 | Topic/replies: 18,216 | Blogger: mega88's blog Professional gambler I would like to think of myself as one as well mega88. Unfortunately looking at my betting accounts lately....I would break the trade desciptions act ![]() |
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I would actually like a job....I would like to drive a bus
Unfortunately we need the bubonic plague back and I would need to survive it before anyone gave me a job My age of course ![]() |
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I didn't know there was a show called that , Sontaran .
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Lets face it , most of us on here are trying to make cash to avoid the **** rat race of routine crap jobs till pension age.. we are all looking for an edge on this damn site and some will die trying
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I don't mind work; I just don't like being employed.
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yes...probably of starvation wolf3011
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I think I have an edge but it's bl00dy hard work. I don't make a living from betting and am not planning to do so.
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I sell red diesel out of a 45 gallon jack (stained red, for industrial uses) and a selection of imported tobacco products.
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When one is twenty one thinks that they can be a professional gambler.
By thirty one realises how extremely difficult it is. By forty one realises that gambling has taken over one`s life and that it can`t be done. By fifty one wishes one had never started gambling in the first instance. |
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Can deliver to anyone in the South Wales valleys:
e.g. Torfaen, Blaenau Gwent, Merthyr Tydfil or Rhondda Cynon Taff. |