i'm feeling rather pleased with myself

Astronaut?

become ann?

entrepreneur ?

an invisible Anne?

Imam?

that hurt Mr Mecca

good one Donny

Unqualified Gynaecologist ?

Best of British if so.

i tried that at aged 19, Alun.

In fairness there's a very long apprenticeship with that job. It starts in the teens and generally continues until they put you in a pine box.

Gyneacologist.....worst job in uh world !

Open a Burka shop

Alun

another piece of steel in my groin from Dan

Ballet , hardest game in a world !  (Fast Show)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94zLkYtIH5M

another piece of steel in my groin from Dan



I dont know what your problem is Baphornet! I have a dream

me too Dan; & you have just peed on it

Happy to oblige

Leopard; it indeed is, i went to college with a budding Nureyev; he became a lumberjack in Nova Scotia

I often please myself

Told you yesterday and I'll tell you today moisok...........GET HELP !!!!

Jan 7, 2019 -- 4:35PM, The Leopard wrote:

Ballet , hardest game in a world !  (Fast Show) .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94zLkYtIH5M

T'was a ref. to my previous post at 4:17pm.....younger posters may not get it

need a clue?

Ombudsman

Post-Op. Tranny ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7sXODKv3d0&list=PLC0RO6dL8CFQu4aSIdxUgsa08B...

^ To Bap...oc

but hornet has never driven a bus!!!

andy ...say what the link is.....or not bothering !

try and become an?other traveller on the road to kingdom come

Cryptic !

Sounds like a death threat ?

become an insufferable Yasmin Alibhai-Brown with alopecia.

An optimist?

impossible; another attack on my nether regions; this time with a blunt pencil

Foinavon; always

1st (& should only need be) clue:

tomorrow; i will receive in my bank account £35.000

is yer dp in the right place?

Lend me £10,000 !

RR; close

Joke....I don't need it !

Leopard; you would only waste it on sharpening your claws and other cosmetic stuff

money in; & you all failed miserably. Upwards & Onwards!

PENSION - you are lord lucan and I claim my premium bond

a wonderful description, moisok

I am rather klever I nose.  And rather charming

you won't hear any arguments from me, moisok

Bap PM-ed him the answer.....lol

OP " I'm feeling rather pleased with myself ........I am going to try and become an...?"

Pension doesn't fit actually.....maybe pensioner....but why would he need to try?

Baphornet • January 7, 2019 10:22 PM GMT
1st (& should only need be) clue:

tomorrow; i will receive in my bank account £35.000


Careful you don't gamble all that away !

£35 or £35,000.....not clear !  (you used a "." )

no mention of Lord Lucan?

i can confirm it was meant to be a , no mystery, just a slip of the digit

OAF

I am going to try and become an OAP or OAF

Lord Lucan (We believe you )

You said :

I am going to try and become an.....author ?

Mouse...maybe !

But why would he need to try ?

Surely....you just fall into it !

Hope he hasn't had a fall.

c'mon men; not even warm. Puzzle reopened; 2nd clue about 8:00 pm, or when Aileen finishes berating me

Is the £35 a monthly payment from the sperm bank?

A vegetarian or a vegan?

We didn't get the clue, Mr B. Is Aileen still berating you?

sorry Mr P; the clue was rather obtuse; It was hidden in another topic which i brought to the top at just after 8:00pm[:grin:op

An illegal immigrant, as they all seem to do quite well!

Think of it as a business alongside your real persona...

Give yourself a new identity, with a suitable name (Mohamed Islam could work) and learn to "no speaking de eenglish",
then claim asylum, for fear of persecution, and you are well sorted.....

An accountant.

or an MP?

Gotta go.  Eyal b bakke later to collect my winnings

Ah trilby; ya wee teuchter!

Although I'm not, I take that as a compliment and still would if I was!

Right, my final guess …

... an Old French corruption of the name of Mohammed?

https://vigilantcitizen.com/hidden-knowledge/whoisbaphomet/
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no need to guess again trilby; you just need to clarify!

btw my post of 9:35 was one of disappointment!

An Audi owner?