I WENT TO THE MANCHESTER SALES ON BOXING DAY

I was there and I didn't see you

No I GAVE YOU A POUND LAST TIME I SAW YOU THATS WHY I HID FROM YOU I LIKE TO SPREAD MY CHARITY AROUND

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THAT DOG OF YOURS IS GOING TO GET PILES IF YOU KEEP LETTING IT SIT ON THE PAVEMENT .I TOLD YOU TO SIT IT ON YOUD SLEEPING BAG OR BLANKET

I BET YOU NEVER ATE THOSE MARMITE BUTTIES I GAVE YOU AS WELL .THERE WAS NO NEED TO PULL A FACE YOUR UNGRATEFUL

I wasn't out in my glam mode heels and all

yes you are rite that was me holding the umbrella for the old guy

you have no idea how glam I am in short dresses furs and heels - seriously

YOU SIT THERE AS THOUGH YOUVE GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD.YOU NEARLY MISSED THE FIRST RACE AT KEMPTON PARK .ITS NOT FAIR YOU KEEP TAKING YOUR SMELLY SLEEPING BAG IN PADDY POWERS BECAUSE YOU CANT UNDO THE ZIP SOMETIMES AND HOP THERE. THE GIRL INTHE SHOP HAS ENOUGH TO PUT UP WITH THAT ACCORDIAN PLAYER AND SOMALIAN PLAYING THE SPOONS TO WAY DOWN UPON THE SWANEE RIVER.IVE TOLD THEM TO CHANGE THEIR TUNE .,BUT THE SPOON PLAYER ONLY KNOWS THAT AND HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGY IN THE WINDOW

AT LEAST YOU FIT IN WITH THE CROWD YOU DONT LOOK OUT OF PLACE

AT LEAST YOU FIT IN WITH THE CROWD YOU DONT LOOK OUT OF PLACE

A CHINESE  TRIED TO SELL ME A BRUCE LEE CASETTE I TOLD HIM STRAIGHT ID GOT ENOUGH CHEAP CASSETTES WITH CHINESE ARTISTS TRYING TO SING THS BEST OF BROADWAY HITS

My advantage is that I look gorgeous - hope this helps

plus I ain't too bad at gambling  but I like the word gambolling

THE GIRL CASHIER ASKED ME IF I WANTED A CUP OF COFFEE .I SAID NO I WANT A FREE DIARY LIKE I GOT LAST YEAR.

I SAW YOU IN BARGAIN BUYS ASKING THE CASHIERS HAD THEY ANY SPARE CHANGE .IVE TOLD YOU BEFORE ITS NOT THEIR MONEY

I KNOW ITS HARD LIVING ON THE STREETS WHEN YOUR A VEGETARIAN AND PEOPLE KEEP OFFERING YOU A KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN BOXED MEAL DEAL

I DIDNT LIKE IT WHEN THAT LITTLE OLD LADY GAVE YOU A HOT WATER BOTTLE TO KEEP YOU WARM AND ALL YOU COULD SAY WAS WARE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GET HOT WATER FROM

I DIDNT LIKE IT WHEN THAT LITTLE OLD LADY GAVE YOU A HOT WATER BOTTLE TO KEEP YOU WARM AND ALL YOU COULD SAY WAS WARE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GET HOT WATER FROM

THERE WAS NO NEED TO TURN YOUR NOSE UP AT THAT THIEF WHO STOLE YOU A NEW PAIR OF TRAINERS.JUST BECAUSE HE STOLE A TOP OF THE RANGE PAIR FOR YOUR FRIEND .DOESNT MEAN TO SAY HE CAN. GET YOU THE SAME .

IM GOING  NOW IVE GOT TO FEED MY GOLDFISH

THERE WAS NO NEED TO TURN YOUR NOSE UP AT THAT THIEF WHO STOLE YOU A NEW PAIR OF TRAINERS.JUST BECAUSE HE STOLE A TOP OF THE RANGE PAIR FOR YOUR FRIEND .DOESNT MEAN TO SAY HE CAN. GET YOU THE SAME .

IM GOING  NOW IVE GOT TO FEED MY GOLDFISH

Do wah Diddy, YOO ARE THE FUNNIEST MAM IN THE WORLD !

MAN

What did you get for your 50p - Do wah Diddy...

- a ManU top with Murinho printed on the back?

Somalia playing the spoons to swaneee river, those weren't spoons those were machetes.