What is life? Life is life

life can be anything that want it to be,provided you believe it.

A journey, not a destination

LIFE for me is standing naked upon the Stage of Life and as the gathering mass of
fools, mockers and unfeeling collectively deride my little small ****
I look out towards them all and i say with truth and pride "I love and accept my tiddly
little **** and I don't care because my little **** now loves me"

Peace and love to all here this New Year
Especially to the many others here who have
little weenies,.

C0ck

Life is a great teacher, the problem is it kills all its students!!!

TodgER

In life there is a feeling of endlessness , even though one is moving on
towards the end , isnt that strange ?

get a Life buoy

I you sure you wanted to make that confession Culvin

It is not the size it is what you do with it that counts

Yes, i feel so much better about myself now that all here know i have a weenie the mere size of a dried up prune. I FEEL LIBERATED.

Eh, UBLE/REGY, I'm not actually speaking in the literal sense.I'm trying to be like that other word that sounds like met a phisacal.Know what i mean, like.In actual fact ive got a BuGGer of a big one.John Homes, would look on with envy at the size of my bl00dy thing.

so have I

Ah, good for you, lfc,i always knew me and you were a pair
of big d1KKs

Lfc1971, you're up early, how come?

I'm up early because I haven't been to bed, yet.

morning culvin think I am getting the cold coughing so can’t sleep anyway
but that’s life , am I a little bit over the hill ?
Hmmm , maybe
But I’m strong , I’m not old yet definitely not

Hey, maybe a hot toddler will do you good, I'll make it for you. Whisky, lemon and honey
You sit yourself down and I'll go and do that.

I WROTE TODDIE.not toddler

Thanks culvin , I was just looking for some lemsip : )

I don't think that lemmy.stuff is any good.

I like Ace of spades, though.

Today I am a little worn out and will do only  the most unavoidable things and follow the football ,good

That sounds like my idea of a nice little day.Just take it easy.
And if you need anything from the shops, you just
let me know.

did you know lemmy was called lemmy because he was always borrowing money and would say lemmy ( lend me ) a quid until the weekend

Ah, the footerball, yes, let's both hope that The Red army continue their unstoppable march towards the ultimate victory, eh.

Thanks culvin that’s what I will do , it’s not so bad having the cold and it’s dark wet , and then you don’t have to go out : )

don’t say too much culvin about Liverpool , fingers crossed

No, I didn't know that about the great man. Thanks for telling me

nite nite back to bed , lovely

Ok, well you wrap up and as I said, you give me a bell if you want any bog roll or
whatever, from the chitchat shop. I believe that shop is next to the chitchat pub, you ever been in there? Go in sometime and talk to Joel, he's a lovely man.

lemmy tried to pretend he didn’t know where his nickname came from but it’s true

Thanks culvin , I’ll be up and maybe down in the pub for the Liverpool game later

Yes, go on get back to bed you BL00di old BuugER

nite nite : )

Ok, my friend, fingers all crossed and my toes are twinkling.
GoodNite