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Is Adele short of a few quid at the mo why is she suddenly advertising the bingo 
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Is that the one with the 'Are you gonna bingo' tagline?
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Adele is
HUGE ly overrated |
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I have to turn off the radio when i hear an Adele song
assault to the ears imo |
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I don't know a thing about Adele apart from that she's a singer ,i dont even know what she looks like. Adele, though is the name of a lady who i feel i've fell in love with. Ive not been with a woman for 19 years. I met this lady this month on a City & Guilds course that we both attended. I saw her every day for 2 weeks but i hardly said anything to her because i felt like a shy little pup when she was anywhere around me. I only found the courage to talk to her at the end of the course. The course ended and i gave her a Christmas card..I then met up with her again at a salon in Crosby she was with some friends. She had her nails painted bubblegum pink and i had my head hair shaved off...It then got a bit complicated, i overheard her say to one of her friends that she has just met someone on a dating website and i heard her say " He's as FIT AS F..." i also heard her say she sees him every other day. She is 44 and i also heard her say that she has an 18 year old son...I've sent her a few texts but ive heard nothing back. Oh, well another fish in the sea and all that,eh. I just thought that because of some coincidences and such like, i'd met the woman of my dreams but i suppose it's now a case of carry on dreaming ,Johnny
 THIS IS NOT A PIC OF HER, SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE THIS .This is a pic of DALIDA,the french singer from the 60'70's |
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Singing = voice of an angel
Talking = nails on a chalkboard |
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South London girl, lived near me in Brixton and West Norwood. Not my cup of tea personally musically wise but apparently she is great live.
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Big screechy noise that goes right through me. Nothing special songs.
As already suggested... she's hugely overrated. Same as witham, my radio goes off if she's on it. |
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Just seen the are you gonna bingo advert again to be honest the girl in the advert is about 5 stone lighter than Adele
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The BBC asked her specifically NOT to swear on one of her televised concert performances. So what did she do....well I really don't have to tell you! Having said that, I think rolling in the deep is a great tune, easy to play on the guitar, and has given me notoriety amongst my friends with a reggae version.
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I enjoyed the Graham Norton show when Adele wasn't Adele
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHXjxWaQs9o |
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Adele is ok - a bit too real for some though. Some good songs
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she's as much a North London girl as she is south I think, first 9 years in tottenham, 2 years in Brighton, 11 onwards saaf landan.
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Culvin..did you shave you knob mate
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Was she shaved?
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Culvin..did you shave you knob mate
Strange chat up line but hey what ever works for you cardenden  |
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poor woman's Amy Winehouse.
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UPDATE: She sent me a text at 3.29 this morning.I literally replied to her in seconds. I then spilled my guts about what i feel about her and i think i've made a really strong impression on her.Everything i told her was 100% TRUE.I think i'm gunna marry this lady and its going to be a happily ever, ever, after job.I feel very sweaty at the moment thinking about her.If it all goes tIITTYYS UP well thats the way it goes,i'll get out my fishing rod and look for another beautiful little fish.I haven't been to bed yet.Her message to me just charged me up, i'll get a couple of hour's sleep when i get back from church.
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I'M listening to The Young Rascals song 'How can i be sure'...I was hearing it when she texted me...I FEEL LIKE CRYING MY F.....G EYES OUT.
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We need to know the content of her text to you at 3.29 am.
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Jack, she just asked me a simple question and put a little x at the end of the question.She didn't send me any other texts.The question she asked was "Who r ux". She doesn't know who she sent the message back to, because i don't have my own name on my contacts list, so when i sent a beautiful message to her 3 days ago, she has no idea who contacted her...IF You knew her, Jack you'd know why i'm in a bit of a muddle..does this stuff i'm writing make any sense?
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Yes. Luckily you have the support and empathy of us Chit Chatters.
The vast majority of us are very experienced and successful in wooing women. We are a vast repository of information and advice on these matters. You may well also get advice which includes 'smashing' and 'spaffing'. If so, I suggest you, maybe, wait for a suitable moment until you put these suggestions into practice. |
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Jack is 100% correct. Chit Chat is populated by a large number of ' International Players' many of whom, and I include myself, did not learn about women off the internet. Have faith.
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Yeh, i can well believe that many of you lads here are right, Jack the lads.I reckon kennymann for one has probably had about 200 women, 'chicks'.Any other virgin soldiers in this army here or is it just me.
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OK, coop.THANKS
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If trilby reads what i've wrote here,by the way, he'll probably laugh his sporran into a spin.
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I'm a man who falls in love with every pretty girl i meet.I even fall in love with women who aren't even pretty, but my problem is i've always been petrifyingly shy of pretty girlies and so i never say as much as boo to them.Truth be told, it's pathetic and very sad. I'm over 50 years old and i haven't been intimate with a woman for 19 years.I'm a person not without courage, i've successfully acted on stage and i've also achieved an award as a public speaker.I need to relax around the fairer sex and understand their just people,i suppose..I was screwed up by things that happened as a kid but i'm not a child now, so i need to get a grip.
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If anybody is interested i'll give an UPDATE if any progress is made with,Adele.
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Please do.
Your stories are always entertaining. |
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so i need to get a grip.
19 years it seems you've been getting grip for far to long culvin  |
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Not taking the p1ss mate.........well I was a little bit ! There's someone out there for everyone. See someone, go after them. What's the worst that can happen ? We've all been told No
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The vast majority of us are very experienced and successful in wooing women.
Yeah of course we are Jack.............that's why we spend most of our lives on here |
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I just reached out for my pint and it wasn't there!!! Crisis in Mo Towers Hq as my staff get a tongue lashing!!!
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ufcdan, I don't mind a little p1ss take at all, mate.It's all good fun
As regards getting a grip, over 19 long years, i've become an expert at it, my favourite place to express my expertise, these last few years is xhamster.Which i think is the best site for having a fiddly, diddly on the net. |
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After making £142 million with her US tour and hitting £1 million per show since she has announced she's splitting with her husband. The lad's in for a nice windfall.
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I went off her a few years ago when she whined about having to pay a 50% tax rate on £8m.
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I doubt her husband will ever get over her
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swiped left
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today's news really begs the question........ who the f**k would marry adele?
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