i hope all chit chatters have got 27

surely there are some shops open on xmas day?

We've got to cater for a couple coming over on Boxing Day. We'll need to get something extra as they're both recovering heroin addicts and we don't want to cause offence.

pound shop do a lovely non alcoholic methadone liquer,should do the trick,

nice company you keep Nick

oh I thought you meant "no shops", as opposed to "know shops".......