Is any one prepared to give up any BIG secrets about themselves here.

I haven't got any, no skeletons in my cupboard at all.

i was with the man that broke the bank at monte carlo.

I am a transgender Conservative MP for a Surrey constituency.

Apart from that, no.

Noel Edmonds was a guest at my wedding celebration.Ive banged a Baroness currently sitting in the House of Lords.

I am not sure I believe any of these so far

I don' have many skeletons either , Poker ,certainly none buried in my cupboard , attic , or even under the patio. The secret or  revelation doesn't have to be a terrible one , it could be quite humourous , if you wish .I think it may just be little helpful for some here to have a little talk .I put the thread up so i'll offer myself to go first then if nobody else wants to. Please just give me a moment to gather my thoughts because i need to return in my memory to myself being  a small , beautiful boy , aged just 11 summers old.

I think UBLE that GOTs post has a ring of truth to it.

GOT slumming it on here.

I first just need to say that i'll not be  mentioning any names here , one reason for my saying that is because the person who did what he did to me could possibly , actually be here on the forum himself because he has always been a terrible gambler and i could well imagine him having a betfair account...As a boy aged 11, i was very ,very shy , my parents had quite recently moved us away from our birthplace to a different place ,a town called Huyton , around 7 miles away , at that time i really hated this place , i was very alone there and so at the weekends my parents would allow  me to return to my birthplace in Liverpool and stay for two nights at my grandmothers. I loved being with my nan .SORRY,I just need a little break

On this one paticular saturday night as i was staying at my grandmothers ,it was around 9pm as i was watching Starsky & Hutch or some such other thing ,when my nan mentioned that i should sleep in the spare bedroom when the tv programme finished because S..... would not be sleeping in there that night , like he usally did every other recent  saturday night. I think he had quite recently found a job nearby...Anyway ,instead of sleeping on my nans couch like usual , i did as my nan suggested and went into the spare room to sleep .I remember an hour or so later , being woken up by hearing a knock on the front door .I heard my nan open the door and then i heard her say " I thought you were not coming here tonight s....., he replied " its ok isn't it" Yes , its ok but young john is asleep in the spare room so you'll need to  sleep on the couch" OK, i heard him say...I went back to sleep...BE BACK SOON , I FEEL IM GOING TO BE SICK

OK, the puke is now cleaned up so ill continue...I woke up sometime later and i was made aware that i was not alone in the bed. I was aware of him s.....being close to me and him breathing heavily ,i was as ive mentioned , a very shy boy and so i didn't tell him to stop doing what he was doing to me i just pretended to be asleep..I was scared and also scared , i then remember falling back to sleep and then waking up at the light of dawn to find i was alone in the bed....THANK YOU FOR LISTENING, in 40 years , ive actually only told a handful of people about that what happened to me.THANKS AGAIN , GOODNIGHT!

Doreen lawrence or chucklebutty ,nap

Ted heath? or most of the 80s cabinet?

Ted heath? or most of the 80s cabinet?

I had several skeletons and skulls in my cupboard, But then I did study anatomy in my first few years at university!

flush , who is Doreen Laurence or
chucklebutty ,for that matter?

Slicer ,your reply made me think of the song
Dry bones",dem bones, dem bones ,dem dry bones
the leg bone is connected to the knee bone and the
thigh bone is connected to the hip bone,etc.
What uni did you go to,if you don't mind me
asking?

Dr. Slicer went to the University of Mumbai, where he attained a number of degrees, iirc?

I'm impressed john,I didn't realise that in our friend Slicer we had such a clever
chappie amongst us.

Almost correct Mr Johnizere. In fact I studied at University College London, Bristol University and Cambridge. I had a position as Professor of Statistics, Religion, and Zoology at the University of North South East Mumbai until I retired. I also received my PhD at Stuttgart University aided and abetted by Professor Ernst Cackensheisser. As you can see I am highly edumacated. My potential was spotted at school where my three best subjects were maths and mental arithmetic. I hope this clarifies the matter.


Mr culvin, I particularly enjoyed the version of dem bones as portrayed in the tv series, The Prisoner.

I've never been mistaken for George Clooney

Culvin mate, I'm appalled that you had to go through what you said happened.

The individual who did it will be writhing in hell (if there is one) for many years hopefully.

(or is he still alive ? )

Have you had any counselling.....maybe worth checking what is available.

Hadn't read through this thread hence my flippant answer. Calvin absolutely no shame mate, hope whoever it is dies of cancer starting at his ar$ehole. Not ashamed to say I'm welling up here. Brave of you

As for Dr Slicer.....I fear his qualifications come from the Donald Trump playbook of extreme exaggeration.

You are absolutely correct Mr Leopard. And for the record, I don't want to be President of the USA or Prime Minister of the UK. I will settle for Minister for Immigration!

Dr Aristotle Slicer PhD MB BS B Pharm MRCVS DRCOG Cert BhD


FYI Phd University of Stuttgart

    MB BS Cambridge University & University College London

    B Pharm Bristol University

    MRCVS London School of Veterinary Science

    DRCOG Royal College of Surgeons London

    Cert BhD Birkbeck College London

I hope this further clarifies the matter.

Photos of certificates or they don't exist !

Culvin, if that guy is still alive then you should give his name to Police as he may be still active !

Yes second that............nothing would be better than for this cxxt to spend the last days of his life and hopefully die in prison where he belongs

Mr Leopard, I can assure you I am certified! And anyway, you still wouldn't believe me because anyone can mock up certificates on the net these day!

He's referring to the paedo that should be locked up, you muppet.

Ah, just seen his other post!!

You are the muppet. I am clearly responding to his post timed at 13.49.

Ok- I will accept you apology as you are usually a good egg!

Slicer, post yer vets

Just downloading it off  mockanycertificate.com. Will post it as soon as I have filled in all the details.

Report him ,you will not have been his only victim.

Find out where he lives and smash his back doors in.

I know where he lives, mate i've always known that, I know  because he is a relative,a cousin.His mother and mine were very close.

As,regards reporting the incident to the police, i may well
have a conversation, shall we say, with the police to see if I could possibly be in any
assistance to them,in regard to any other possible complaints that have been made against
this person.

Thanks,second and flush
Happy Christmas to you.

I used to be A Billionaire.

I used to be a conman until I met acey deucy; now retired

I may well be meeting that person who sexually abused me , sometime in the next week or so . That will be interesting , because with fire in my eyes , I'm going to confront him . I 'll confront him alone . Just like it was when he did what he did to me ,and to possibly others . .