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Daftest Answers on a TV Quiz
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And dear old David Lammy MP on celebrity mastermind..who succeeded Henry eighth answer Henry seventh.
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The placepot dividend should be good at Fontwell.
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Family Fortunes many years ago
Question "Name a type of ache" Answer "fillet of fish" |
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akabula 09 Dec 18 00:56 Joined: 13 Mar 08 | Topic/replies: 37,684 | Blogger: akabula's blog
On Thursdays tipping point a contestant was asked which team Prince William supported. The three choices were Aston Villa - Southampton Everton. She called the right answer, Aston Villa, as they were from London she said. That reminds me of the Footballer David Unsworth who played for Everton, transferred to West Ham but wife wasn't happy in London so he sought a transfer back to near where he lived before, and obviously signed for Aston Villa because he thought it was near Liverpool ! Never played for Villa and about a F/N later moved back to Everton! |
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https://youtu.be/DsR4Nx-ELgc
Just remember this next time you hear him rabbiting on about how Rees-Mogg is worse than the Nazis |
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Thread of the year,by far.
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Family Fortunes
Q. Name a bird with a long neck? A. Naomi Campbell |
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Family Fortunes
Q. Name a famous Willie? A. Willie The Pooh |
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Chris Tarrant Live Radio
Question Name the Famous Motor Racing Commentator Woman , EEEEERRRRRRRRRRRm !!!! Chris ,Named after something you can Suck ( referring to Murray Mints ) Woman " OH DICK , DICKIE DAVIS " >>>>>> One minutes Radio Silence  |
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Qu. Which channel was formerly known as Oceanus Britannicus?
A. BBC1? |
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Q: Who is the patron saint of accountancy?
A: St Ledger? |
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My mate Pete, while walking through Hampton Court Palace: "What's that game they play here? Proper tennis?"
He's a clever bloke really, skilled at his job and I love him to bits, but foreign languages just aren't his strong point. I'll never forget him bitterly arguing with his first wife that the French word for a cow is le moulin. |
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Just now on the chase
Bradley: which Swiss company makes Nespresso coffee pods? The Beast: Nespresso Brad: No Contestants consult: Kinder. |
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Sorry, the beast's answer was Nescafe.
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Is the answer Nespresso?
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Nestle
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The Irish radio broadcaster Larry Gogan died recently.
He has a section on his radio programme "Just A Minute., the 60 Second Quiz" Q. Name the capital of France A. F Q. Can you divide 48 by 16? A. Yes Q. Name something that flies that does not have an engine A. A bicycle with wings Q. What star do Travellers follow? A. Joe Dolan |
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usa family fortunes
a boys name beginning with H answer given, Jose ... whilst high fiving his family |
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No way
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I was watching a video a few days ago, some of the above are also in it along with the famous,
name a word that comes after pork .... answer .... cupine |
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i'll try and find it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeGVeBWECu8 |
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That South Park episode where he got naggers wrong
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the ones I was watching before that were by jay leno where he asked members of the public he stopped at random some simple general knowledge questions, some of the answers are hilarious but it's scary that these people are running around & reproducing
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One or two at random from Private Eye's Dumb Britain column:
Cash Trapped, ITV Bradley Walsh: Which of the 3 Rs, reading writing and arithmetic, actually starts with the letter R? Contestant: Arithmetic. Bradley Walsh: Which leader of the Labour party died in 1994 and was succeeded by Tony Blair? Contestant: Maggie Thatcher. Bradley Walsh: Who won four gold medals at the 1936 Olympics in Berlin? Contestant: Usain Bolt. Bradley Walsh: "Down with Big Brother" is a quote from which George Orwell novel? Contestant: 1986. Bradley Walsh: Which famous actor is the father of Kiefer Sutherland? Contestant: Russell Crowe. And my favourite, from Tipping Point, ITV: Ben Shephard: Which Biblical figure do Christians believe is the son of God sent to save mankind from death and sin? Contestant: Pass. |
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I have a confession to make.
All the examples I've posted are my own inventions. |
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Q. What colour is the French wine xxxxx ?
A. It's a sort of violet, purpley colour. |
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Les Dennis Family Fortunes. 'Name a bird with a long neck'
Contestant. 'Naomi Campbell' .................................... Paxman on University challenge. 'What is another name for cherry pickers and cheesemongers?' Contestant. 'Homosexuals' Paxman. 'No, they are regiments in the British army who will be very upset with you'. |
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Q. What colour is the French wine xxxxx ?
A. It's a sort of violet, purpley colour. Bradley: Yes, I'll give you that! |