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01 Dec 18
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When putting up wallpaper, throw away your wallpaper smoothing tool.
Instead "sweep" the bubbles out of the wallpaper with exagerated motions using the butt of your left and right hands, imagining that you are unknowingly practicing "blocks" in a remake of "The Karate Kid", where Mr Miyagi was an overworked Painter and Decorator trying to get some child labour on the cheap.
Instead "sweep" the bubbles out of the wallpaper with exagerated motions using the butt of your left and right hands, imagining that you are unknowingly practicing "blocks" in a remake of "The Karate Kid", where Mr Miyagi was an overworked Painter and Decorator trying to get some child labour on the cheap.
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Shout your sister-in-law's name whilst having sex with your wife. Guaranteed excitement for weeks.
I prefer the more edgy option of shouting your sister's name while having sex with your brother in law! 
Err .. I'm now trying to think which part of that is the wúrst :)
Err .. I'm now trying to think which part of that is the wúrst :)
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