MY FRIEND ALPHONSE SAID HE WONT NEED TO PAY THE BEDROOM TAX SOON

My osteopath is in Halifax, he says half the houses in the town are 'mosques' to save paying tax. I think you have to declare that a  certain number of people use it for prayer, easy for huge families.

ALPHONCE IS SINGLE AND ONLY HAS A BUDGIE AND A GOLDFISH .BUT SAYS HES GOING TO SEE THE VICAR AT HIS LOCAL CHURCH TO SEE IF GE CAN BORROW THEIR CHOIR IF HE GETS HIS APPOINTMENT WITH THE COUNCIL FOR A SATURDAY ? IVE TOLD HIM ITS UNUSUAL FOR THE COUNCIL TO GIVE APPOINTMENTS ON A SATURDAY.HE SAID IF THEY CANT MAKE A SAT APPOINTMENT .HE SAID HIS FRIEND AT THE OVER SIXTIES CLUB WILL SEE IF SOME OF THE MEMBERS WILL COME AND SING ONWARD. CHRISTIAN  SOLDIERS IF HE  BUYS THEM A CHRISTMAS TREE FOR THEIR MEETING ROOM .

Your mate was great in Happy Days.

I CANT RECALL ALPHONCE IN HAPPY DAYS SHANLEE BUT EVEN THOUGH I LIKED IT I DIDN'T WATCH IT MUCH

Aye, it was on before the racing finished.

Easy charge families for having a Mosque in their house, the same as the extra bedroom tax.

Houses are to live in, not places of worship!

Still doubt they will do anything must not upset peoples religious sensibilities.


I would it is an effing scam!

Word of advice for anyone doing this. When they say facing Mecca, there is a location finder of all their halls on their website.