Tinkling in public

I can tell you this is encouraged in certain shopping centres. A piano is plaiced in a prominent area and members of the public are encouraged to tinkle the ivories in front of shoppers. I hope this clarifies the matter.

I never actually touch my penis when I have a wee so I don't see why I should to wash my hands. Even if I did touch my penis I can't see what's so bad about it. The little guy is stuck in my undies all day. He's probably the cleanest thing about me. I shake hands with people GOD KNOWS where my hands have been all day!

Have to post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InR7tip2Izk
The real reason twizzle will never attempt to wash his hands after a p*ss again!

We are encourage to wash out hands - then turn off the tap!

I just try  my hardest to get out of the toilets without touching the door/doorplate/door handle.

The greatest public p1ss I ever saw was very early in a morning (or late night?) when a group of us stagged home through town along a precinct to see a torrent that we all had to step over, and instinctively followed with our line of sight back from where it came....and there was this crouching female aghast that she had been discovered and unable to stop....she let out a skreech in shame and everyone but her laughed.

We would likely be arrested in todays age for some sort of voyeurism no doubt

JC..Where do you find these vids

It's a cracker isn't it The guys sounds from a southern state that he's hoping never gets the internet

washing your hands BEFORE it's more important.

I'll wager that my John Thomas is no dirtier than my hands themselves are at any particular point in time.  If I get wee on my fingers then I'll rinse it off but to be honest it's not unusual to get a few drips on one's attire when shaking the chap dry but you don't change your clothes immediately after.

Daughter was traumatised, during the week, at the sight of an old guy, on a mobility scooter, with his trousers down, and somehow having a slash!

She should have taken a photo, as it would have gone viral, before probably being taken down!

I always wash them when I'm in public (more through shame than anything else), but hardly ever bother at home or work (unless it's bloody cold and I dribble).

Have you noticed whenever you use a urinal, and you're wearing shorts, you ALWAYS get splash back? This must mean that when we're wearing jeans/trousers we still get splash back, but don't realise it!

Absolutely kenbo, which is why I always sit for a tinkle at home!

Have you ever been in a house, where bathroom carpet is "bleached out", and where a radiator next to a toilet has terminal rust?

The sitting down thing was my own choice, as it's civilised, but I have heard that it is the norm for our German friends!

That is a cracker JC

normal for Allemania

I thought it was Glasgow.

oh soz

Sitzen pinkeln it's called.