Newsnight now

Thank you very much Sophie

Said it with a straight face an' all 

Thank goodness I don't drink anymore given this confusing world

There's one in our local custody nick. Would love to be a fly on the wall when the drunks come in and to give you an idea how bad it is Sophie was quite convincing

I wouldn't be seen dead in a bag of rags like that - looked like someone's old curtains.

I wondered if you'd been run over on the way there

I certainly would have been dressed much better than that.  You can see why it was a good idea to have man taken out of the word woman  coz it certainly wouldn't describe what I saw.  I would be ashamed to dress like that.

A dedicated follower of fashion..........must be a song about that

That was awful too!!!