Need my hair cut

Just let it grow or lop it off yourself?

I find giving the tip at the start, and at the sane time politely asking to be left in silence.

Puts most of the barbers in a good mood to get the tip and hence I feel improves the haircut.

works for me anyway.

Put it in rollers....

Used to cost me £9 pounds to get my haircut, I always gave them a tenner.

Then they decided to jack up the price to £11 pounds, so I gave them a £20 and waited for the change.

Still they're £2 better off but not leaving a tip was my protest

Buy a hair grooming kit and do it yourself.
I'd also advise the purchase of a hat at the same time.

get a wife and sheap sheares save a fortune long tem plus the kids look net n tidy

"Buy a hair grooming kit and do it yourself.
I'd also advise the purchase of a hat at the same time."

I bought a pair of Thinning Scissors Just to keep things in Shape ,THE STACK bit that appears  ..

I used them once Never again, fookin ell a  Dangerous implement in the wrong hands

My wife told me I needed a trim because the hairs kept tickling her nostrils

Boots sell professional electric hair clippers for £32.99 should you feel the need.

Wahl I never!

If you ever do, that's the one!

Always had one slicer; that was until I didn't need one anymore

Actually that's a lie, I put a #1 over my eyebrows once a week. Dennis Healy I am not!!!