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How do you find out the names of postman without asking them. The relief postman is very fit and good looking. Shall I just go for it and say so? Probably not going to get anywhere with him anytime soon if don't. Can't expect him to read my mind after all can I? I suppose but I get quite shy when have to answer the door to him. I would describe myself as bi sexual if people are taking that much interest in my sexuality. I'm just wandering if anybody has any advice on ways to go about this. Many Thanks in Advance
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Proffer a bon mot about hand-relief postman and see what reaction you get.
Block your letter box so he always has to knock. Wear something revealing. If you look fit he might be interested.
He has knocked a few times with packages and gave smiles. He has great tanned legs and only young. I'd say 22 or Less. Nice young bit of stuff indeed.
and what are you male female or morphing from one to the other?
You certainly won't get anywhere if you block your letterbox.
Maybe if you just look through your letterbox as he's delivering, your eyes might be at package level, depending on your front door.
Ask him to stick his c ock through the letterbox,once that's done and he knocks you out you will have your answer when he appears in court for assaulting you. ahhhh young love is a beautiful thing
What's the point in being shy and coy, just ask him straight out if he fancies going for a drink on his day off?
The worst thing that can happen is he says no, we are only here once so go for it, nothing ventured nothing gained.
The worst thing that can happen is he says no, we are only here once so go for it, nothing ventured nothing gained.
fancy coming to chit chat for this sort of advice
tell him you'd like to put something in his box for a change 
2nd sketch actually involves a postman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHYApbbdL0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHYApbbdL0
Answer the door naked and say "ooh I wasn't expecting you to come so soon"
Answer the door naked and say you must be the blind man
I'm doing a crossword at the moment and am stuck.
5 across "postman's sack"?
5 across "postman's sack"?
DD is Large Baldy Homosexual Man who has not seen his his Penis without the aid of a Mirror for 15 years ..
I am sure the Relief Post is in love .
I am sure the Relief Post is in love .
Be quick....Christmas relief posties be on soon...
post a letter to yourself so he has to come everyday. 
I'll do you a favour, Slippy.
'How many letters?'
'How many letters?'
Ask if he can do a second delivery when he's finished his round.
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