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08 Oct 18 10:12
Date Joined: 17 Jun 06
| Topic/replies: 2,223 | Blogger: DoubleDitto's blog
How do you find out the names of postman without asking them. The relief postman is very fit and good looking. Shall I just go for it and say so? Probably not going to get anywhere with him anytime soon if don't. Can't expect him to read my mind after all can I? I suppose but I get quite shy when have to answer the door to him. I would describe myself as bi sexual if people are taking that much interest in my sexuality. I'm just wandering if anybody has any advice on ways to go about this. Many Thanks in Advance
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Report lovegod October 8, 2018 10:33 AM BST
He's called 'Pop It In Pete' if that helps?
Report DIE LINKE October 8, 2018 10:49 AM BST
Proffer a bon mot about hand-relief postman and see what reaction you get.
Report The Leopard October 8, 2018 12:26 PM BST
Ask your wife....she may have a few ideas.
Report crystalhunt October 8, 2018 12:34 PM BST
Block your letter box so he always has to knock. Wear something revealing. If you look fit he might be interested.
Report DoubleDitto October 8, 2018 1:16 PM BST
He has knocked a few times with packages and gave smiles. He has great tanned legs and only young. I'd say 22 or Less. Nice young bit of stuff indeed.
Report TheBaron October 8, 2018 1:52 PM BST
and what are you male female or morphing from one to the other?
Report lovegod October 8, 2018 2:16 PM BST
DD has he got a large sack that needs emptying?
Report Slicer October 8, 2018 2:18 PM BST
You certainly won't get anywhere if you block your letterbox.
Report STUDYFORM October 8, 2018 3:40 PM BST
Maybe if you just look through your letterbox as he's delivering, your eyes might be at package level, depending on your front door.
Report 11kv October 8, 2018 3:45 PM BST
Ask him to stick his c ock through the letterbox,once that's done and he knocks you out you will have your answer when he appears in court for assaulting you. ahhhh young love is a beautiful thing

Report SlippyBlue October 8, 2018 3:46 PM BST
What's the point in being shy and coy, just ask him straight out if he fancies going for a drink on his day off?
The worst thing that can happen is he says no, we are only here once so go for it, nothing ventured nothing gained.
Report scandanavian_haven October 8, 2018 4:00 PM BST
fancy coming to chit chat for this sort of adviceLaugh
Report Knight Commander October 8, 2018 4:34 PM BST
tell him you'd like to put something in his box for a change Wink
Report Aspro October 8, 2018 4:36 PM BST
Ask him if he delivers French letters
Report Knight Commander October 8, 2018 4:41 PM BST
2nd sketch actually involves a postman Laugh
Report Get me a drink October 8, 2018 5:00 PM BST
Answer the door naked and say "ooh I wasn't expecting you to come so soon"
Report 11kv October 8, 2018 5:05 PM BST
Spaff on his chebs
Report Knight Commander October 8, 2018 5:31 PM BST
Somebody call redbag and tell him he's pulled Grin
Report SlippyBlue October 8, 2018 6:04 PM BST
Report Arklearkle October 8, 2018 9:14 PM BST
Answer the door naked and say you must be the blind man
Report 11kv October 10, 2018 8:05 PM BST
Ask him in through the back doors
Report SlippyBlue October 10, 2018 8:10 PM BST
I'm doing a crossword at the moment and am stuck.
5 across "postman's sack"?
Report casemoney October 10, 2018 9:53 PM BST
DD is Large Baldy Homosexual Man who has not seen his his Penis without the aid of a Mirror for 15 years ..

I am sure the Relief Post is in love .
Report themightymac October 10, 2018 10:30 PM BST
Bake him a cake.
Report tictacman1 October 10, 2018 10:44 PM BST
Be quick....Christmas relief posties be on soon...
Report Capt__F October 10, 2018 10:57 PM BST
christmas cake takes some time
Report morpteh mackem October 10, 2018 11:03 PM BST
post a letter to yourself so he has to come everyday. Mischief
Report Capt__F October 10, 2018 11:13 PM BST
no stamp
Report casemoney October 10, 2018 11:37 PM BST
BTW I do know the OP Laugh
Report Jack Hacksaw October 11, 2018 12:24 AM BST
I'll do you a favour, Slippy.

'How many letters?'
Report STUDYFORM October 11, 2018 1:05 AM BST
Ask if he can do a second delivery when he's finished his round.
Report Crisp77 October 11, 2018 7:36 AM BST
Ask him if it's just the share price going down.
Report G Hall October 11, 2018 10:29 AM BST
He might be a gay basher
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