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Opening jars of pickled onions when 'the little lady' can't manage it
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I just p1ss my pants
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This time next year I should be on to dribbling
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knowing the right fragrance to wear to get the ladies wanting the piiising tool.
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Callisto-moon
which sink? ALL sinks are fair game. |
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Declining anaesthetic for a wisdom tooth extraction.
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That's child's play RC... riding a bike home after a vasectomy beats that shirley?
Chuck Norris would do that no sweat. |
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admiring jugs.
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I this being manly or old manly ;)
I find myself tutting under my breath the older I get. I'm not sure if that's manly or old manly, but I reckon I could upercut Rocky in his prime with a good "tut" :) |
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Making things up to impress others of your manliness.
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Swift "Tuttercut"
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"Tut" = virile
"Tsk" = effeminate |
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cooking a perfect steak every time.
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being able to gut a fish in super fast time
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Not cutting my böllocks off and declaring myself now a woman.
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Dealing with spiders in a swift, considerate and human manner.
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Casually reaching into your trousers to adjust yer tackle, wherever you are.
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Drinking Neat Whisky.
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Writing my name by piddling in the snow.
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Having your photo taken with Tommy Robinson
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Knocking one out using Deep Heat as a lubricant
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Backing into a narrow parking space with geometric precision.
Doing a u-turn on a main city street during peak traffic time. |
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'Backing' would have sufficed.
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Aspro
Knocking one out using Deep Heat as a lubricant I think we have a winner ![]() |
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Thanks for that vote Johnny
Btw, I watched the U21 game the other day and although only a cameo, that Reiss Nelson looks some prospect. Stood out like a sore thumb for me when he came on. You lot have a star on your hands there. |
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I think its up to Calisto to call The Winner.
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Some brilliant posts.
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Not crying when peeling/chopping onions....
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Dating a lady who's bigger than you are when you're pretty tall yourself.
I always suspect that big men who go for tiny women are a bit lacking in a certain department. |
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Nasal hair?
I would advise any bloke with normally equipped nostrils to stick to ladies of his own height or greater, unless he wants to spend the entire relationship being nagged to do something about those hairs up his nose. |
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nasal hair there for a reason
keeps midgets at bay |
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common sense on the road tends to be a male thing but it's worrying how many poor male drivers are about in 2018 .... basically common sense courtesy or thinking ahead and seeing a problem before it arises ...women ,however well intentioned don't seem to have this ability for some reason
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Nasal hair?
Last time I had my hair cut the chap in the chair before me was having his ears burnt ... or that was what I thought. Anyway when I got into the chair the barber explained to me he was having the hairs in/on his ears burnt off. Thought I’d give it a go so went the whole hog and had my nostrils waxed and ears waxed and burnt too. It’s better than pulling them out everyday. |
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There’s prob a vid on utube if anyone cares to search.
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I had that done (ears) when I went to Turkey. They even extracted the blackheads!
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What has happened to this thread? Even La-di-dah Gunner Graham would have baulked at having his ears waxed by a Turkish barber.
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Fist bumping with the barber after you've just had your haircut
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It's not a wax; they burn the hairs with a flame. Worthy of this thread me thinks
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Pissing in the sink without bothering to move the dishes.
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