no nosy parkers welcome,do not read this thread.

remember according to betfair 10,000 people read the forum every week so i wonder will any of the readers view this thread ,out of curiosity.
i often notice when you see a wet paint sign and it says "do not touch,wet paint" 33% of people will touch it with their finger,strange but true,but i wonder WHY.
I guess its a sort of "don't tell me what to do"attitude.
so we can derive from that fact that one in three people do not like being told what to do,
and based on percentages if betfair's read forum count is correct this thread should get 3333 views in one week,or 476 views per day.

Fxxk you caught me

so far we have had 5 views which includes one non hominoid simian (kindly sponsored by the leopard) which will be added to the total number of views.

It's not me

Think it's tictacman nosey g1t !

sew, were is the paint?  You are sow naughty

to work out this equation correctly(to find out how many people really read the forum each week) i will also have to subtract the percentage of nosey parkers who do what they are told,and the answer to this is 1%.that will mean to subtract another 33 from the total expected to view this thread.
now i will also have to add the percentage of nosey parkers who will never admit to being a nosey parker,and will view this thread.the percentage in this case is 54% of the total .which is 5400.+3300 (based on betfair viewing count which gives a grand total of 9700.
so expected people to view this thread bases on human compulsive order 9700 per week.
now i have to allow for betfair exaggerating their viewing numbers which is put in at 20% leaving the overall total expected 9700-1940=7660
so the expexted total to view this thread is (seven thousand ,six hundred,and sixty) in one week 7760
Remember anyone seeing the title of the thread will react with their sub conscience mind and the viewing figures will tell the tale as to how many people really read the forum and all conditions are set to trap the viewer.
a final deduction %  will be made to the overall viewing score when the survey is complete ,because we must allow for betfair friends and fans boosting the total views so that will be kept(%) by the chief commissioner of surveyers until the week has passed.
than thanks to all who viewed,even the nosey parkers

to work out this equation correctly(to find out how many people really read the forum each week) i will also have to subtract the percentage of nosey parkers who do what they are told,and the answer to this is 1%.that will mean to subtract another 33 from the total expected to view this thread.
now i will also have to add the percentage of nosey parkers who will never admit to being a nosey parker,and will view this thread.the percentage in this case is 54% of the total .which is 5400.+3300 (based on betfair viewing count which gives a grand total of 9700.
so expected people to view this thread bases on human compulsive order 9700 per week.
now i have to allow for betfair exaggerating their viewing numbers which is put in at 20% leaving the overall total expected 9700-1940=7660
so the expexted total to view this thread is (seven thousand ,six hundred,and sixty) in one week 7760
Remember anyone seeing the title of the thread will react with their sub conscience mind and the viewing figures will tell the tale as to how many people really read the forum and all conditions are set to trap the viewer.
a final deduction %  will be made to the overall viewing score when the survey is complete ,because we must allow for betfair friends and fans boosting the total views so that will be kept(%) by the chief commissioner of surveyers until the week has passed.
than thanks to all who viewed,even the nosey parkers


Can't be Ares to read all that.......im not thatfxxking nosey

Arsed*

i am also going to allow a 10% deduction for people who are blatant nosey parkers but have a fear of getting caught out as a nosey parker,and dont view this thread,some people may think this percentage is small but based and the figures of nosey parkers given from the central statistics office and the obsessive compulsive disorder disease of nosey parkers the percentage is right on the button.
so the total views expected 6984 in one week - chief commissioner % at end of survey = exact viewing figures.