i told my mother on the day i was born

it's hard to be humble when you are perfect in every way

i sign all my greeting cards to women "from,the man of your dreams"

everyone calls me"THE MAN"

if you are lucky enough to ever meet me there is no need to bow.

Why are you small?

i sleep in the kitchen with my legs in the hall.

I told mine the grass isn’t green ,and 2+2 don’t make 4, unless

unless I missed the other 328 colours ,and the 12 trillion numbers available, that they don’t want your mind to see