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it's hard to be humble when you are perfect in every way
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i sign all my greeting cards to women "from,the man of your dreams"
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everyone calls me"THE MAN"
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if you are lucky enough to ever meet me there is no need to bow.
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Why are you small?
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i sleep in the kitchen with my legs in the hall.
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I told mine the grass isn’t green ,and 2+2 don’t make 4, unless
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unless I missed the other 328 colours ,and the 12 trillion numbers available, that they don’t want your mind to see
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