A new low for snacks

I thought this thread was going to say Crisps had started Roy Chubby Brown's jokebook as source material

Tight feckers, the bag will cost more than eleven bits of tatie.

Why would you eat KP discos anyway when you've nik naks available?

Big fan of both tbh JC!

I'd far rather eat nik naks than dorittos or pringles etc.

Have a big fondness for cheese puffs as well.  Any brand, not fussy!

Way down there has to be .. pickled onion monster munch. Yik.

My top 5 snacks in no particular order are:

Good quality pork scratchings
Roysters T-bone steak flavour bubble chips
Scampi fries
Brannagan's roast beef and mustard flavour crisps
Bacon Frazzles

With you on the monster munch...

PS I am not a far f**ker either!

I like Brannagan's roast beef and mustard as well paul but the absolute Rolls Royce of crisps, for me anyway is the "Real hand cooked" crisps range.
Sea salt and malt vinegar, strong cheese and onion, ham and English mustard are my top 3, there are a few other varieties as well. I cannot emphasise just how highly I rate these beauties. A very solid 10/10 job.

And these people purport to be human,wtf

Bacon Frazzles a good shout especially with a hang over.

Another thumbs up for Brannagan's roast beef and mustard..sensational taste.Can only seem to find them in pound shops though.

barbeque flavoured hula hoops . the king ....though a crisp sandwich , brown bread , decent butter is a real treat .

spot on with the "real" crisps, Slippy. I first tried them at the old bank pub, in bradford. never seen them before. made a mental note to buy these in bulk but as time went on, i forgot all about it and you reminded me. so i just rung the company to find out who sold them, as never seen them in morrisons,  not expecting anyone to be there but the security guard was reasonably helpful. lol will try again tomorrow.

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LOL Tayto's. They are the Irish Golden Wonder.

This is the betting without Pom Bear, right?

Yes but these "real" crisps bear no resemblance to GW, JC.

I do like crisps but they are pretty high calorie for little filling so I very rarely have them.

I hate christmas / new year as I tend to buy them in .. then eat them, entire big packets at a time, then buy in more

Cheese and Onion Pom Bears are a splendid tasty snack and low in calories.

twizzle..what on earth is a pound shop?

We bought a Suzuki jeep and the wife turned it over. I said, “How did it happen?” She said,
“There was a pine tree and I went to the left and it swung to the left, I went to the right
and it swung to the right.” I said, “It was the air-freshener, you ****.”
– Roy Chubby Brown

anywon tried Hula Hoops puft?

The ones I don't get are Kettle crips. To my taste, they're overcooked. If you found one in a packet of normal cripss, you'd throw it away.

I was master of the crisp, but when you are eating mor tubes of pringles than are required to scoop up fox turds in your garden and you have a collection on your fridge freezer you know you have to adjust.

I now eat soy broad beans, which I gather are a lot better for you (though I wouldnt suggest they were beneficial)

'T-Bone steak 'flavour' !

Genius.  Absolute genius.

Don't know if you can still get them but I liked the ones that looked like chips.  They were solid, mind, not reconstituted corn ****.

tbone steak roysters omg, what a goat crisp, brannigans roast beef and mustard aswell, was recently looking online at buying a big box of these as nowhere seems to sell them!

remember original size of topic & mars bar

now you can nearly put them in a quality street can

I agree about "Real" crisps, by far the best.  I discovered these about years  ago but a lot of places only seem to stock them for a short period.

Walkers "Max Strength" Jalapeno n Cheese are very very nice

Yep, the Max Strength Jalapeno are the best I've had for ages. The cheese tastes a bit grilled to me, and the spicy kick at the is lovely.

scampi fries.

Whose SNACK BAR?

Two crisps I havnt seen for years are Fish n Chips that were more like biscuits
and some smokey bacon crisps in the shape of mini pigs that I forget the name of.

£1 per packet !
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/Brannigans-Mccoys-Mustard-Flavour-Potato/dp/B0077PNYJU

The worst crisps had to be 'Squares'
God those things remind me of the miserable packed lunches at school where I had the same sandwiches all year for 3 days a week, the other two I had school dinners and they were a luxury in comparison.

Cheesy Poofs..Eric Cartman's favourite.

Sep 12, 2018 -- 1:42PM, dustybin wrote:

The worst crisps had to be 'Squares' God those things remind me of the miserable packed lunches at school where I had the same sandwiches all year for 3 days a week, the other two I had school dinners and they were a luxury in comparison.

u have to be joking, salt and vinegar squares are absolutely elite!

nononono
Id even rather have those other salt and vinegar sticks than those squares.
Those sticks that crumbles and you got everywhere and were so vinegary that everything you touched after had a coating of oil