Back in the day this was certainly done by manual insertion.But if you read Tesco's line on Nut Roasts you'll find that the process now is fully automated.It is estimated that 10.000 sick and depraved Romanians who were on minimum wage have returned
Where Is The Most Satisfying Place You've Urinated?
A couple of years ago I was in one of those pubs that perform my number one pet hate - return your change to you on a little tray in order to induce a tip. I had finally had enough of this and took my change, urinated in the tray and pushed it back. The look on the barmaid's face was a picture.
the parkie 28 May 16:36 After a tedious work meeting earlier today I placed various newspaper cut outs of The Cheeky Girls around the toilet bowl and urinated on them whilst listening to my iPod and drinking a smuggled-in beer.
the parkie 03 Mar 14:23 Following on from a post a few weeks ago in which I was to fashion a pair of bre asts from two large edam cheeses for my own amusement due to my liking for both cheese and ti ts..
I have now fashioned a pretend vag from two thick cut slices of cheddar and some piccalili. I have even put a splodge of branston's pickle to the south if I fancy some 'back door' action.
Things are really going well in my sex / cheese world.
the parkie 25 Sep 13:45 At Colchester zoo recently I looked in on the amazing Orang Utan. I knocked on the window and he oblingly shuffled over to the glass to meet me. As soon as he got to the glass I blew a raspberry and ran away screaming and laughing.
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