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Weather presenter absolutely useless without a good left hand to wave about.
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Vending machine contents thief
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Evangelical preacher
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pocket billiards player
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Interesting thing about handedness that most people wouldn't think about is: if you're a leftie and your machine gun (we all have one where I live in lousiana) can't be modified to be a leftie, the hot smoking bullet casings fly out in the direction of your face. Total pain in the ar*e when you're shooting burglars. Or flag burners. Or anyone from not round these parts.
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Norman Smith BBC political correspondent.
Can't speak without his arms flailing about all over the place. I'm sure his arms have got minds of their own. KEEP STILL WHEN YOU'RE COMMENTATING ON TELEVISION NORMAN! |
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If I stood behind Smithy I'd find a very good use for my left hand.
I'd give him such a smack around the back of the head. |
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Hold it upside down when you're firing, JC.
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Southpaw.
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Pianist
Potter Blacksmith Farrier Copy Typist (do they still have them) AA Motorcyclist (I thought they saluted with their left but they used to use their right which clearly suggests the left was controlling the bike) A pleasing little list I think  |
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none of those require a good left hand
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Knitting
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Wiping their arse for religious types who eat with their right hand.
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Knitting doesn't require a good left hand
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yes you might be right , I think it depends on the type of knitting maybe the purl stitch
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You see you can’t get left handed knitting needles
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Just turn them upside down
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yep that would work : )
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To be left handed in the French language is classed as gouche,the English used the word for someone who is cumbersome, unarticulated,heavy handed,or someone who strays from the norm,ie witch ,I’m a left handed and footed ,so I’m f00ked ,still make a good living plastering going against the rules of it, mind you my mind works different,have you read some of my posts
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The language goes more deeply than that conditor. The words for left and right in latin are "sinister" and "dexter" and from what I've read the mistrust and considiration that the left was in some way "bad" or "evil" which led to use using that word for the meaning you'd understand it as. And when you look at Corbyn, it's hard to argue!
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Sinister.
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Snap
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Et nescit locum tumblr numquid graiftam
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If you are left handed, would you be a Gemini, by any chance?
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11/1
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Left handers are better looking, more artistic, more intelligent, more caring and better lovers that right handed persons.
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I'm ambidextrous at most things, very handy playing squash and snooker with both hands equally as well.
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Bill Gates is left handed so the better looking and better lover thing checks out.
(Can still barely walk after his last UK visit  ) |
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Marilyn Monroe/ Angelina Jolie/ Nicole Kidman/ Julia Roberts for starters.
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Sparring partner for a Southpaw ?
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Female Cab Driver ?
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Rally driver
Co pilot on a plane Axe shredder |
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Archer
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brass band player
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One of Siamese twins. (nap)
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Which one ???
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Stride pianist .
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Only 10% of us in the world, just glad I don’t have green eyes
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Airplane Batsmen
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