Single again

Relationships are like a pack of cards. At the beginning you have 2 hearts and an expected diamond. At the end, all that is required is a club and a spade. She wasn't worthy. Time will help you get over it. When you do, they are like buses, you miss one then 3 come along in a row. I hope these wise words are off comfort and assistance!

Get a dog.  Always friendly, always glad to see you.

Couldn't happen at a better time. World Cup starts tomorrow, then Royal Ascot next week. Get yourself out there and watch it all from the pub, gamble like a man and smash anything female on two legs. You'll soon feel better.

Cheers lads, honestly im fine its just the initial few days that are tricky.
Yes it is perfect timing pal with all that coming up.
Already back on tinder and had 25 matches in 2 days so plenty out there

Ask yourself "Do I really want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with me?" - Problem solved.

Also, following a tough break, I just tell myself that in the not-too-distant future I'll be fine again... and I'm always right, although we've had more practise than you prepared. There are plenty of loose women out there in the interim. Good luck.

Don't know how old you are but take my advice and shag shag and shag and eventually you will know when you meet the right one, don't take it to serious

Let's put it this way Terry; you could be his granddad

cheers terry i dont anymore but like i said just tough for the first few days. I'm 34 by the way

how olds terry?

Old enough to be your granddad, but there again, so is the majority of this forum!

Seriously prepared; many of us have been where you are right now and time proves you are better off without it mate; it just takes a little time.

Plenty sage advice above Prep.  Don't worry, be happy mate

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Relationships are like a pack of cards. At the beginning you have 2 hearts and an expected diamond. At the end, all that is required is a club and a spade



Although, seeing as about two women a week are killed by their ex partners it is not really funny

I think you misinterpret my posting. I am only suggesting that if the relationship appears to be coming to an end, have a game of cards where the winner has a club and a spade. Violence has nothing to do with card players. Just because one might be violent, you mustn't judge them all like that. Now where have I heard that before! ;-)

Thanks very much Aspro , His dad maybe, btw my advice was based on when I was in my mid 30s so its spot on

prepared83    13 Jun 18 16:07 
Any advice to stop me just going on a massive session?

If you want to do that then do that. One of the main benefits of singledom is doing whatever you fancy (and whoever you fancy!)
Think what the next 40 years could have been like with her then go out and pull some hood rats

here's my advice ...

live it love it embrace it

....and keep the puncture kit handy !

I'm not like all these heartless joy seekers. I think you should turn up at hers with a bunch of poseys (or Chrisathemums), and say sorry for whatever it was you did.

What on earth are poseys ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Posies

That'll do the trick if you show up with them!

Erm guys? You do realise we're now in the 21st century? Things have changed.

Right enough, Aspro.  How dreadfully sexist of DW2E to suggest such a terrible thing.

why did she dump you?

women have mood swings she might want you back soon.

"Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
When the demon is at your door
In the morning it won't be there no more
Any major dude will tell you"

Steely Dan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kND8TRZap8Y

I had 15 happy years; then I met my wife.

Not just her decision as unhappy for months but i held on thinking/hoping it might change. Won 8k plus the day after
and i firmly believe in karma. Was drinking all day yesterday and back on it today. Good times. Only live once, live it love it embrace it

fair play.

cant believe slicer suggested a patio job...not a good idea,  how are you going to "live it love it embrace it" behind bars ?

People used to say to me " plenty more fish in the sea" the only problem is my bait ain't what it used to be.

So she finally worked out who you are and what you're all about!.... You're gonna have to work harder (next time) to keep all that sht undercover. hth.

Jun 16, 2018 -- 10:57AM, Paddy Hair wrote:

People used to say to me " plenty more fish in the sea" the only problem is my bait ain't what it used to be.

snap

Regarding 'bait ain't what it used to be', but an older man has attributes that younger men do not have.

a shrivelled up c ock and a comb over?

Your post illustrates  my comment perfectly, you may be young but comments like that are a turn off for women - although I grant that there will not be many reading this

i was kidding obviously annie
but yeah its not difficult to see why im single

get on holiday, plenty of relaxation.

Jun 16, 2018 -- 5:36PM, prepared83 wrote:

a shrivelled up c ock and a comb over?

Hey, what's with the comb over?  I'm bald as a coot.

...but the first part rings true

Does anyone comb-over these days? Either shave the lot or if a wuss, wear a cap

I never really understood shaving your head to hide your bald patch but I guess it saves on shampoo.

annie.
Regarding 'bait ain't what it used to be', but an older man has attributes that younger men do not have.

Is the answer "cash":?

NO - I think older women are much less likely to value money in a partnership as they are usually reasonable well off by then and because they are older and have 'been there, done that' they know that money, beyond a certain amount, does not buy happiness.

Tell that to my greedy, grasping, gold-digging 79 year old stepmother

Jun 17, 2018 -- 4:37PM, Ramruma wrote:

I never really understood shaving your head to hide your bald patch but I guess it saves on shampoo.

It is not to hide a bald patch. imo it is a better way to present a balding head and whilst it may save on shampoo, it costs on razor blades, probably more in fact.