i will

i am

hi Crisp,the two words you used are the most important words ever used in the history of the universe,its worth thinking about"I AM"it will change your life forever,in fact some people believe that they were the first two words ever spoken

Well, that's something to Scream and Shout about.

How do you know they were in English brassneck and TWO words ?
Some languages you can infer from the conjugation what the subject is.

"Soy" in Spanish, AFAIK.

Are you saying god can't be Spanish? Don't like hispanics, eh? That's RACIST man, I think that's hate crime!

People are people so why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully

Great, now we can have an argument as to how to pronounce "depeche mode"

da-pesh mode

JC  i am not sure if the first two words were in english,but i often think about god before he made the heavens and the universe,because he had  nothing to do,so i guess he sat about (but then again he would have nothing to sit on) ,so he is there on his own before anything had being created and i am sure he said to himself (after he said I AM)"Where did i come from?where did i get this power to think"in fact it did not have to be God ,the first ever person must have said to himself(or herself) why can i think? ,how come i have thoughts?
so god must have said "your name is Adam ,and you are the first guy ever to be born"
and tonights breaking news that says there was life on Mars makes it easier to understand God,so i guess jesus christ must have come from another planet,which is very easy to accept now we know that life was on mars 3.5 billion years ago.And it follows that God himself is somewhere in the far reaches of the cosmos that he created himself,so i guess the mystery is over and God is out there somewhere.

It's interesting that "Adam" is the first letter of the alphabet.
Did god just start on the first page of a baby book?
Was the next man born "Bob"? :P

if the man had a hard neck they might have named him brass ,