Crocodile kills pastor during lake baptism

The Lord let the crocodile escape.

David icke must think he’s won the lottery

What type? linguini, spaghetti, cannelloni, farfalle?

You shouldn't joke about that Crisp I never realised how much hatred there was of Pasta until I went to highly religious Italy.

Pretty much every restaurant I went by proudly proclaimed in the window that it was "Anti-Pasta"

And as if that wasn't bad enough they then never gave me the correct amount of Parmesan. That's Grate Crime that is.

Dun know bud it’s all Greek to me,

"Its got nothing to do with Islam!" Police do not suspect it is a terrorist attack!

The croc was hungry, he offered up a little prayer to the lord and Lo his prayer was answered.

Authorities have said that the Crocodile was a "Talented Footmauler"?

Eat yer heart out Crisp.

Makes you wonder why 'pre-sin' God created the crocodile with such sharp teeth?
Cos it wouldnt have needed them had Eve not taken the apple.

pastor thought he had a lacoste sleeping bag ....

Well they probably told him to make it snappy

The crocodile threw him around like a Ragu doll.

He then turned from pastorised to homogenised

Genesis 1:21

So God created the great sea creatures and every living creature that moves, with which the waters swarm. And God saw that it was good.