Is Your Vagina Summer Ready

No beating around the bush

whats the crack here?

More helmets than a Roman Battalion .

Reminds me of a once only date about 50 years ago. She asked me if I liked sea food. I answered yes, some of it. She replied "Good, because I've got crabs"! Now you know why it was only once!

she packed you in after one date?

Yep- she said she didn't like me cos I wasn't a fisherman cos I didn't want to catch crabs!

Good afternoon good Dr Slicer, hope all is well with you.

I am fine thank you and I hope you are well and prospering!

Reminds me of a once only date about 50 years ago. She asked me if I liked sea food. I answered yes, some of it. She replied "Good, because I've got crabs"! Now you know why it was only once!


Think I went out with her as well slicer. Once I got over the smell I had it licked

dan- you have put me off my tiffin!!

FFS Dan.

Nothing wrong with a bit of yodeling up the canyon

mine's got a bit foresty !!!  - out with the shears for the hot wevva

Anne Widdecombe is giving them the thumbs up.

Mine isn't, but I quite prepared to check out those that are.


and those that are not if required.