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DIE LINKE
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My email to the MET:

Dear MET I'm very concerned about the rise in knife/gun/acid crime in London. What can I do to help? I fear you have lost the streets and therefore you need the public's support. We're being bullied. The situation is urgent. The criminals run amok without fear or challenge. I'll take any knife, any bullet. I'll pay any price to defend my capital city. Please tell me what I can do. Put me in harm's way. We, the public are ready to stand and fight. Yours sincerely ...

I'll post their reply.....it'll no doubt be bollox.


Still roaring with laughter at this. Post of the decade. A real "men in white coats" job
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Report aaronh June 2, 2018 7:35 PM BST
Laugh
Report flushgordon1 June 2, 2018 7:44 PM BST
Only 205 more stabbing days till Christmas.
Report tictacman1 June 2, 2018 8:10 PM BST
Will be sending  "Specials application form your way"... Good luck
Report donny osmond June 2, 2018 8:21 PM BST
if only he did , they could start his deradicalisation, then find a few more from his other emails
Report PorcupineorPineapple June 2, 2018 10:16 PM BST
I'll take any knife, any bullet




Quality stuff that to be fair.
Report PorcupineorPineapple June 2, 2018 10:17 PM BST
However, has anyone heard from him tonight? Hope he's got back up if he's putting his red beret on.
Report JC1326 June 2, 2018 11:32 PM BST
Anybody that lives in London deserves a white coat, to be fair
Report themightymac June 3, 2018 12:07 AM BST
1.01 he gets a warning from the Met.
Report The Leopard June 3, 2018 12:16 AM BST
Crystal Meth....a terrible drug !
Report aaronh June 3, 2018 9:14 AM BST
Pray For Injera
Report DIE LINKE June 3, 2018 10:52 AM BST
Prime Directives:

"Serve the public trust"
"Protect the innocent"
"Uphold the law"
Report themightymac June 3, 2018 6:54 PM BST
Anybody seen the new Death Wish film? For some reason it entered my mind. Is it any good?
Report posy June 3, 2018 8:35 PM BST
good luck...i'm in favour of every London post code having its own armed vigilante group with the authority to eliminate gangs/criminals.
Report The Leopard June 3, 2018 10:59 PM BST
The gangs would take over the vigilante groups and come after people like you

Gangs have to be de-powered by cutting off their money supply....by making drugs legal....it's obvious !
Report akabula June 3, 2018 11:01 PM BST
Aye that's clever. Lets fill them up with drugs that'll make things better.
Report The Leopard June 3, 2018 11:09 PM BST
^ Cliff Richard fan I have had blocked for months
Report PorcupineorPineapple June 3, 2018 11:25 PM BST
I'm sure you could make a cracking sitcom out of the vigilante gangs thing.

Sort of Early Doors mixed with that Brass Eye sketch of Hall and Oates on the streets.
Report akabula June 3, 2018 11:38 PM BST
I keep telling you spotty you're too nosey to block anyone.
Report DIE LINKE December 3, 2018 5:41 PM GMT
Did he ever receive a reply?
Report Slicer December 3, 2018 5:48 PM GMT
"This is an automatic response. Due to the cut in numbers, we are overwhelmed with demand for our services due to the increase in wolf whistling, people breathing in the wrong direction and people mentioning the Religion of Peace in a bad way. We hope you accept our apologies and would like to point out that should you wish to commit murder or burglary, you are almost sure to get away with it. Sincerely, The MET"
Report casemoney December 3, 2018 9:11 PM GMT
Grin
Report casemoney December 3, 2018 9:12 PM GMT
Sadsadly true
Report akabula December 3, 2018 9:13 PM GMT
Report casemoney December 3, 2018 9:45 PM GMT
Laugh
Report moisok December 4, 2018 1:22 PM GMT
Dr   the MCB   are actually now pressing to get Islam protected - that is to get a law passed - I kid you not - this would be a first.  Why them?  I thought religion already had that - one is allowed to practice one's religion- but then I was laughed at when I said these things would happen - they are not taking over!!!
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