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Injera
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01 Jun 18 20:26 Joined: 04 Jan 03 | Topic/replies: 12,820 | Blogger: Injera's blog
My email to the MET:
Dear MET I'm very concerned about the rise in knife/gun/acid crime in London. What can I do to help? I fear you have lost the streets and therefore you need the public's support. We're being bullied. The situation is urgent. The criminals run amok without fear or challenge. I'll take any knife, any bullet. I'll pay any price to defend my capital city. Please tell me what I can do. Put me in harm's way. We, the public are ready to stand and fight. Yours sincerely ...
I'll post their reply.....it'll no doubt be bollox.
Still roaring with laughter at this. Post of the decade. A real "men in white coats" job
Date Joined: 04 Jan 03
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01 Jun 18 20:26 Joined: 04 Jan 03 | Topic/replies: 12,820 | Blogger: Injera's blog
My email to the MET:
Dear MET I'm very concerned about the rise in knife/gun/acid crime in London. What can I do to help? I fear you have lost the streets and therefore you need the public's support. We're being bullied. The situation is urgent. The criminals run amok without fear or challenge. I'll take any knife, any bullet. I'll pay any price to defend my capital city. Please tell me what I can do. Put me in harm's way. We, the public are ready to stand and fight. Yours sincerely ...
I'll post their reply.....it'll no doubt be bollox.
Still roaring with laughter at this. Post of the decade. A real "men in white coats" job
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Only 205 more stabbing days till Christmas.
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Will be sending "Specials application form your way"... Good luck
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if only he did , they could start his deradicalisation, then find a few more from his other emails
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I'll take any knife, any bullet
Quality stuff that to be fair. |
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However, has anyone heard from him tonight? Hope he's got back up if he's putting his red beret on.
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Anybody that lives in London deserves a white coat, to be fair
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1.01 he gets a warning from the Met.
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Crystal Meth....a terrible drug !
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Pray For Injera
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Prime Directives:
"Serve the public trust" "Protect the innocent" "Uphold the law" |
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Anybody seen the new Death Wish film? For some reason it entered my mind. Is it any good?
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good luck...i'm in favour of every London post code having its own armed vigilante group with the authority to eliminate gangs/criminals.
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The gangs would take over the vigilante groups and come after people like you
Gangs have to be de-powered by cutting off their money supply....by making drugs legal....it's obvious ! |
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Aye that's clever. Lets fill them up with drugs that'll make things better.
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^ Cliff Richard fan I have had blocked for months
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I'm sure you could make a cracking sitcom out of the vigilante gangs thing.
Sort of Early Doors mixed with that Brass Eye sketch of Hall and Oates on the streets. |
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I keep telling you spotty you're too nosey to block anyone.
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Did he ever receive a reply?
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"This is an automatic response. Due to the cut in numbers, we are overwhelmed with demand for our services due to the increase in wolf whistling, people breathing in the wrong direction and people mentioning the Religion of Peace in a bad way. We hope you accept our apologies and would like to point out that should you wish to commit murder or burglary, you are almost sure to get away with it. Sincerely, The MET"
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Dr the MCB are actually now pressing to get Islam protected - that is to get a law passed - I kid you not - this would be a first. Why them? I thought religion already had that - one is allowed to practice one's religion- but then I was laughed at when I said these things would happen - they are not taking over!!!
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