The cold finger.....?

To be fair, her dad had found out his daughter was getting married in a wedding that will cost millions to an unemployed ginger bloke.  That's enough to make anyone feel a bit peaky.

Comes in threes cake will be on the floor nap

50 grands worth

For cake, your $hitting me

I see Reginald Dwights singing ,

Another **** who thinks he’s better than you, am I ranting again

Thats another 50 grand

What is it now ? 100 years since the russian revolution

Due another soon ? ??? Anglo spring ?

Your country needs you.... we will eat cake

https://www.elle.com/uk/life-and-culture/culture/news/a42486/cost-meghan-mar...

couldn't they have made do with a bit of dundee cake marzipan and icing

what a load of sh!t it all is

Would have given the invite two fingers tbh