April 15th

World war 3?

The police grow a pair and arrest those pikeys in Hither green?

I back a fcking winner?

Lincoln assasinated
Titanic sunk
Boston Marathon bombed

*Boston Hoaxathon

My pension commences

Man City fold after losing 4th game on the trot

Ice Age Ends?
Drug is invented to cure conspiracy nuts who think the Boston marathon thing was a hoax?

Betfair reduce commission

Government announce zero rate vat on tin-foil hats to help combat the evils of 5G.

IC 3 attack the online gambling industry

Zorrostrikes returns to announce a new date for Armageddon?

*taps fingers*

Jota scores a hat trick

I post random shitt, oh wait a minute that's every other day too.

WBA win at Old Trafford

OP disappeared... in a bunker somewhere

Something big happened in my house...

Mind you I was astonished to see it disappear in just one flush!!!!

Someone in the shop dropped a pile of eggs on the floor beside me. Was that it?

PHEW!!! Survived!

I can't remember what happened.

Notre Dame church burnt to a toast.