What have you learned today?

Prince Charles wipes his bottom on premium loo roll

I'd be surprised if he sullied his arse with paper. A quality Egyptian hand towel would be my guess.

The Prince Charles thread is very informative

Sometimes it's worth having a small punt on goals in Jordan games (1-6)

Saddo

That the South Downs continues to be stunning every time I take the dog there. Sea on one side, Sussex, Surrey and the North Downs on the other. Me 8.5 miles, him 12+

Orkney is largely treeless these days.

Annie are you ok?


Not Eddie are you ok?

Don't use bee stings instead of needles.

I learned nothing today just like yesterday and 1.01 for tomorrow.

I have a dental appointment tomorrow.

not to have lunchtime beers with the lads when you've got a date night with the misses

Dave Allens dad was the first person to be born in Ireland in the 20th Century.

Chelmsford is the only city in Essex.

Colchester?

Just looked it up... well that's what I've also learned today

That Tainted Love by Soft Cell is not an original.

Boris comparing Putin to Hitler , total buffoon

not to shop in Asda or Bunnings again!

Boris should be arrested for a hate crime.

Indeed what a fookwit he is still no proof tabled from our side poisoning wise and he's adding credence to some clown comparing Putin with Hitler and he's our Foreign Secretary You couldn't make it up

theres a lot to be said for being loaded and looking around for a new line of work..ill keep you posted

and asda cumberlands are as hot as most chorizos..especially when cold..wow