WOMEN

That was a bit sneaky annie

I thought you were going to tell us something about women :)

most are single, living in a bedsit, with no social skills and only see woman on the higher end numbered programs on Sky

I will tell you whatever you want to know about women, 1fc1971

So, Delta, I presume that you are not living in a bedsit and have normal relations with women, so why don't you say anything about them?

ok, why do they keep asking me to talk to them almost as soon as I walk into the pub?
that can be excrutiating

It's a man's forum, annie.


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snakes with tits as Tommy says.

But mumsnet is a women's forum but there are loads of threads about men - and their failings

I am not sure whether that was a joke, lfc, maybe you could expand a little.

Why is "companionable silence" an alien concept to women?

im only joking annie, im too old raddled downtrodden and crumbling and falling to bits,
they,re not going to talk to me
Quite right

well it doesn't stop them sometimes, women are like that !

well it doesn't stop them sometimes, women are like that !

well it doesn't stop them sometimes, women are like that !

well it doesn't stop them sometimes, women are like that !

well it doesn't stop them sometimes, women are like that !

well it doesn't stop them sometimes, women are like that !

another question is I often wondered how women always seem to know you are looking at them
they seem to be able to detect you looking, how does that work

Knight Commander

I think it is because women do not understand that men aren't interested in most of what they say.  They misguidedly think that you will be interested in shopping , bargains, the children etc etc.

If you don't like your partner rabbiting on about nothing, then you must tell them, gently.  Pick a good time and explain that men are sooooooooo different from women.  Things that their friends would find enjoyable to listen to, men do not.  Make it clear it is not her you are complaining about but all women.

lfc 1971

im only joking annie, im too old raddled downtrodden and crumbling and falling to bits,
they,re not going to talk to me
Quite right

Men are soooo lucky. Us women can find some men who are ugly, broke, old very attractive.  How many times have you thought 'I wonder why she is with him, money no doubt' - no, not all women are mercenary

Yes, I know what you mean, lfc - women's instinct  I suppose.

But you really should not be looking at them so that they know. Women like men who don't come onto them at all.  Women get chatted up all the time so it is the quiet or funny ones they like.

you would have to be half mad not to look :)

Ok, but do it discretely

I am a case in point. I still can't work out why my missus is with me.

Maybe you are funny or kind or in a position of authority, nick, or just good looking. But good looks don't last in a relationship with a female.

I meant if only a man had good looks then it may not last.

old.broke and as ugly as sin! why I'm yer man annie

add bito with a naked threesome hug and bobs your uncle

would be nice on a cold night like this wouldn't you agree??

Yes, one of the things men are good for is that they are almost always warm to snuggle up to in bed on a night like this

lol yes I'm still warm,infact I'm at boiling point

I'm going to bed now but will be thinking of you annie
p.s. we must meet up one day x

good night terry

ps  you would be disappointed

no cos I like your spirit

That is the nicest thing you have ever said to me, terry, thank you.  It has made my day

Goodnight

lovely,well lets do it one day x and no I wont be

night night

I REALLY WANNA SEE THAT CHEST

anytime mate anytime

Bito I didn't have you down as an old queen

i think i might have meant annies chest,im not sure anymore

im tired and emotional






AND FUKCING COLD

The only female voice I hear on a regular basis is " unexpected item in the bagging area "

Exactly so paddy, when I go to Sainsburys and the checkout girl asks would I like help to pack and I say no thankyou its fine, that's it

Now what sort of social life is that?

Probably better than yours.

^ silly boy doesn't even understand a little anecdote

What really annoys me is, how can it be unexpected when i only scanned it 5 seconds ago.

Yes, the closest I get to a date is when auto checkout girl says, "Morrison's More card accepted!"

Annie I have often mentioned my good lady in my posts especially to you as I never wanted to get yours hopes up. Due to my wit and good looks and animal magnetism I felt it best to let you down gently..................sorry try and enjoy the rest of your day

I've fared better in the supermarkets recently. The lady at the checkout at Waitrose asked if I wanted a coffee. Surely they have a policy on chatting up customers?

I think lfc might be a lady as hes demonstrated on this thread their ability to keep repeating themselves.

Sorry to burst your bubble Crisp but are you sure it wasn't one of those ladies doing a try before you buy sample

Well, I was given a tasteless little green biscuit.

ufcdan

That's it Annie put on a brave face chin up etc etc or in your case chins

You know I don't mean it

Plus them that live in glass houses

I think Annie the answer lies with Mickey Flanaghan shows as to how men and women are different

I have never seen him, ufcdan, but I noticed he was born and raised in bethnal green not far from where I lived as a child.  A lot of working class men make great comedians.  Apparently he uses a lot from his childhood in his act.

As I have said so often women love a man who makes them laugh.  Apparently mickey learnt his craft from a comedy course - all men should take one!  You can learn to be funny.  Being with so many funny men over the years has taught me a little about making men laugh on a one to one basis.  It really is all in the timing.

You can learn to be funny

Cheeky mare.........I thought I was
Keep an eye out for him on one of the comedy channels. Mind you do I recall you don't watch much tv

I don't watch any at the moment, ufcdan. I still think about buying a tv, I haven't had one of my own for over seven years! 

I am happy to read books but lately I have been disappointed in the books I have read, I think it is old age!  When you read books written by people under fifty they in most cases don't know what life is all about and they win prizes with them as well.  I just finished another book by kazuo ishiguro who has won the nobel prize for literature - I don't know how

I don't read much, started Robert Preston's WTF but haven't got to far with it. As a kid I can remember reading two books in as many weeks. Skinhead and Paddington bear...............if ever there was a combination of books they were pretty far apart

Annie, Micky Flanagan lives close to me in East Dulwich, my mate is nanny to his son and she picks him up from school which is in Dulwich Village. He is seriously minted, the boy done good most definitely and fair play to him. I've seen him a couple of times live at the 02 and had a good time on both occasions but I'm not sure if I'd bother to see him again though having said that.

Now then Annie.
Skinheads originated in Bethnal Green. I was too young to take it on board until the older boys at my school - 130 miles away - started shaving their heads: winter of 1968.

What's the story?

I didn't know that, unitedbiscuits.

I am afraid I don't know much about them because I never went out with one.  In fact I went out with rockers, they were much sexier

ufcdan, I looked up mickey flanaghan and he was funny.  I might even have met and fancied him in his youth as I went to pubs etc in his 'manor'.

He is very accurate of his portrayal of working class men and women.  That is not to sound snobbish but no way would I talk or act like that even if I did come from the roughest part of england. 

When i looked him up on wiki and they said he lived in Dulwich I thought of you SlippyBlue!

Why won't 11 year old girls go out with 11 y o boys?
You could have saved me, annie.

I am afraid I don't know much about them because I never went out with one.  In fact I went out with rockers, they were much sexier Happy


Sorry annie you are no longer first reserve.........................I don't go out with greasers

Sorry to upset you this time of night...........hope you manage to get some sleep

Oh annie what could of been now I'll have to be nice to the missus until I can find a suitable replacement

And by the way I didn't say I was a rocker

unitedbiscuits, when I think back to my grammar school there were girls in the first year, about 12 years old, sleeping with men much older than them.

Ok I'll let it go this time mind you I did used to ride a Harley Davidson out in the states

phwoar 

Right I'm off to bed to shout at the lefties on QT. Night night

Goodnight ufcdan

Your not the first girl to say that when they've seen what's between my legs

Yes, I'd say I'm on your wavelength, annie, but mygrammer school was divided boys/girls: which only added to the sexual tension.

Yes, I'd say I'm on your wavelength, annie, but mygrammer school was divided boys/girls: which only added to the sexual tension.

Mar 1, 2018 -- 11:33PM, unitedbiscuits wrote:

Yes, I'd say I'm on your wavelength, annie, but mygrammer school was divided boys/girls: which only added to the sexual tension.

Grammar * ... if you went to one, I'm little red riding hood.

whats an e between  freinds

eeeeEEEEEEeee

Happy Womens Day to all our lady members

Thanks, Trilby

I use my member to make the ladies happy

Well actually it's gives them a bl00dy good laugh

I was only goofing about with my mens day fred, Makybe

... kinda like Dan with his member ...

Did the emblematic Thelma and Louise actor(ress) Susan accept Paul's subsidy like a martyr?
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43330356

If the argument was truly about fairness then men and women alike would recognise that opportunism is a cig paper thickness away from lying and cheating, and the maxim that everyone should go and take as much as they can has a downward effect on all others, both men and women.

Instead women just see those who steal the greatest living as male and want to be the ones who can do the same.

..then be the ones who steal more.

Women don't really want equality, they actually want the best of both worlds.

Just listen to them moan about having to wait until the same age as us before they can collect their state pensions.

It’s very subjective, but did Susan honestly think that her ‘cache’ as a named actress was on par with the likes of Paul Newman?

I would have thought the individual agrees a figure that they are happy with before the do the film.
The idea that simply finding out somebody different got more than you and that therefore you should receive some of theirs seems nonsensical.

Last night I Told my wife that the neighbours house is up for sale, she asked how much and other such sh**.
This morning we had the radio on and the news said about ant drink driving, the presenters talked about it afterwards too.
Both my wife and myself were listening. She said it’s such a shame for all those winners who were due to fly to Florida this weekend as their prize coz it’s probably cancelled now.
A short time later she said ”do u think they’ll split up?”
I replied ”No, Dec said they’re carrying on as a double act or not at all”
I got a rollicking coz she was talking about the neighbours.
And then I was doubled up laughing for at least five minutes

Ps Capt, don’t know how much