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annie.
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I have often found it strange that men on here mainly  talk about everything except their wives,  girlfriends and others that they fancy- why is that?
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Report lfc1971 February 27, 2018 8:46 PM GMT
That was a bit sneaky annie
Report lfc1971 February 27, 2018 8:47 PM GMT
I thought you were going to tell us something about women :)
Report Deltâ February 27, 2018 8:48 PM GMT
most are single, living in a bedsit, with no social skills and only see woman on the higher end numbered programs on Sky
Report annie. February 27, 2018 8:55 PM GMT
I will tell you whatever you want to know about women, 1fc1971 Happy
Report annie. February 27, 2018 8:56 PM GMT
So, Delta, I presume that you are not living in a bedsit and have normal relations with women, so why don't you say anything about them?
Report lfc1971 February 27, 2018 8:58 PM GMT
ok, why do they keep asking me to talk to them almost as soon as I walk into the pub?
that can be excrutiating
Report kenny mann February 27, 2018 8:59 PM GMT
It's a man's forum, annie.


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Report kenny mann February 27, 2018 9:00 PM GMT
snakes with tits as Tommy says. Wink
Report annie. February 27, 2018 9:04 PM GMT
But mumsnet is a women's forum but there are loads of threads about men - and their failings Silly
Report annie. February 27, 2018 9:07 PM GMT
I am not sure whether that was a joke, lfc, maybe you could expand a little.
Report Knight Commander February 27, 2018 9:17 PM GMT
Why is "companionable silence" an alien concept to women?
Report lfc1971 February 27, 2018 9:20 PM GMT
im only joking annie, im too old raddled downtrodden and crumbling and falling to bits,
they,re not going to talk to me
Quite right
Report lfc1971 February 27, 2018 9:24 PM GMT
well it doesn't stop them sometimes, women are like that !
Report lfc1971 February 27, 2018 9:24 PM GMT
well it doesn't stop them sometimes, women are like that !
Report lfc1971 February 27, 2018 9:24 PM GMT
well it doesn't stop them sometimes, women are like that !
Report lfc1971 February 27, 2018 9:24 PM GMT
well it doesn't stop them sometimes, women are like that !
Report lfc1971 February 27, 2018 9:24 PM GMT
well it doesn't stop them sometimes, women are like that !
Report lfc1971 February 27, 2018 9:24 PM GMT
well it doesn't stop them sometimes, women are like that !
Report lfc1971 February 27, 2018 9:31 PM GMT
another question is I often wondered how women always seem to know you are looking at them
they seem to be able to detect you looking, how does that work
Report annie. February 27, 2018 9:32 PM GMT
Knight Commander

I think it is because women do not understand that men aren't interested in most of what they say.  They misguidedly think that you will be interested in shopping , bargains, the children etc etc.

If you don't like your partner rabbiting on about nothing, then you must tell them, gently.  Pick a good time and explain that men are sooooooooo different from women.  Things that their friends would find enjoyable to listen to, men do not.  Make it clear it is not her you are complaining about but all women.
Report annie. February 27, 2018 9:35 PM GMT
lfc 1971

im only joking annie, im too old raddled downtrodden and crumbling and falling to bits,
they,re not going to talk to me
Quite right


Men are soooo lucky. Us women can find some men who are ugly, broke, old very attractive.  How many times have you thought 'I wonder why she is with him, money no doubt' - no, not all women are mercenary
Report annie. February 27, 2018 9:38 PM GMT
Yes, I know what you mean, lfc - women's instinct  I suppose.

But you really should not be looking at them so that they know. Women like men who don't come onto them at all.  Women get chatted up all the time so it is the quiet or funny ones they like.
Report lfc1971 February 27, 2018 9:41 PM GMT
you would have to be half mad not to look :)
Report annie. February 27, 2018 9:43 PM GMT
Laugh

Ok, but do it discretely Happy
Report i_agree_with_nick February 27, 2018 10:31 PM GMT
I am a case in point. I still can't work out why my missus is with me.
Report annie. February 27, 2018 10:39 PM GMT
Maybe you are funny or kind or in a position of authority, nick, or just good looking. But good looks don't last in a relationship with a female.
Report annie. February 27, 2018 10:40 PM GMT
I meant if only a man had good looks then it may not last.
Report terry mccann February 27, 2018 11:24 PM GMT
old.broke and as ugly as sin! why I'm yer man annieCoolBlush
Report terry mccann February 27, 2018 11:28 PM GMT
add bito with a naked threesome hug and bobs your uncleTongue Out
Report annie. February 27, 2018 11:29 PM GMT
LaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report terry mccann February 27, 2018 11:33 PM GMT
Laugh would be nice on a cold night like thisLove wouldn't you agree??
Report annie. February 27, 2018 11:37 PM GMT
Yes, one of the things men are good for is that they are almost always warm to snuggle up to in bed on a night like this Happy
Report terry mccann February 27, 2018 11:41 PM GMT
lol yes I'm still warm,infact I'm at boiling pointLaugh
Report annie. February 27, 2018 11:42 PM GMT
Laugh
Report terry mccann February 27, 2018 11:46 PM GMT
I'm going to bed now but will be thinking of you annieLoveTongue Out
p.s. we must meet up one day x
Report annie. February 27, 2018 11:47 PM GMT
good night terry Happy

ps  you would be disappointed Happy
Report terry mccann February 27, 2018 11:49 PM GMT
no cos I like your spirit
Report annie. February 27, 2018 11:54 PM GMT
That is the nicest thing you have ever said to me, terry, thank you.  It has made my day Happy
Report annie. February 27, 2018 11:55 PM GMT
Goodnight Happy
Report terry mccann February 27, 2018 11:57 PM GMT
lovely,well lets do it one day x and no I wont be
Report terry mccann February 27, 2018 11:59 PM GMT
night night
Report a bitofinterest February 28, 2018 12:06 AM GMT
I REALLY WANNA SEE THAT CHEST Tongue Out
Report terry mccann February 28, 2018 12:08 AM GMT
anytime mate anytimeLaugh
Report terry mccann February 28, 2018 12:09 AM GMT
Bito I didn't have you down as an old queenLaugh
Report a bitofinterest February 28, 2018 12:35 AM GMT
i think i might have meant annies chest,im not sure anymore

im tired and emotional






AND FUKCING COLD Plain
Report Paddy Hair February 28, 2018 8:24 AM GMT
The only female voice I hear on a regular basis is " unexpected item in the bagging area "
Report lfc1971 February 28, 2018 8:35 AM GMT
Exactly so paddy, when I go to Sainsburys and the checkout girl asks would I like help to pack and I say no thankyou its fine, that's it

Now what sort of social life is that?
Report Johnny_Mustang February 28, 2018 8:40 AM GMT
Probably better than yours.
Report lfc1971 February 28, 2018 8:43 AM GMT
^ silly boy doesn't even understand a little anecdote
Report Paddy Hair March 1, 2018 8:20 AM GMT
What really annoys me is, how can it be unexpected when i only scanned it 5 seconds ago.
Report Get me a drink March 1, 2018 8:48 AM GMT
Yes, the closest I get to a date is when auto checkout girl says, "Morrison's More card accepted!"
Report ufcdan March 1, 2018 9:37 AM GMT
Annie I have often mentioned my good lady in my posts especially to you as I never wanted to get yours hopes up. Due to my wit and good looks and animal magnetism I felt it best to let you down gently..................sorry Sad try and enjoy the rest of your day Mischief
Report Crisp77 March 1, 2018 11:34 AM GMT
I've fared better in the supermarkets recently. The lady at the checkout at Waitrose asked if I wanted a coffee. Surely they have a policy on chatting up customers?
Report Callisto-moon March 1, 2018 11:40 AM GMT
I think lfc might be a lady as hes demonstrated on this thread their ability to keep repeating themselves.
Report ufcdan March 1, 2018 2:48 PM GMT
Sorry to burst your bubble Crisp but are you sure it wasn't one of those ladies doing a try before you buy sample Mischief
Report Crisp77 March 1, 2018 3:37 PM GMT
Well, I was given a tasteless little green biscuit.
Report annie. March 1, 2018 4:08 PM GMT
ufcdan Silly
Report ufcdan March 1, 2018 4:23 PM GMT
That's it Annie put on a brave face chin up etc etc or in your case chins LaughLaughLaughWink
Report ufcdan March 1, 2018 4:24 PM GMT
You know I don't mean it Wink
Report ufcdan March 1, 2018 4:24 PM GMT
Plus them that live in glass houses Sad
Report ufcdan March 1, 2018 4:26 PM GMT
I think Annie the answer lies with Mickey Flanaghan shows as to how men and women are different LaughLaughLaugh
Report annie. March 1, 2018 6:08 PM GMT
I have never seen him, ufcdan, but I noticed he was born and raised in bethnal green not far from where I lived as a child.  A lot of working class men make great comedians.  Apparently he uses a lot from his childhood in his act.

As I have said so often women love a man who makes them laugh.  Apparently mickey learnt his craft from a comedy course - all men should take one!  You can learn to be funny.  Being with so many funny men over the years has taught me a little about making men laugh on a one to one basis.  It really is all in the timing.
Report ufcdan March 1, 2018 6:30 PM GMT
You can learn to be funny

Cheeky mare.........I thought I was Sad
Keep an eye out for him on one of the comedy channels. Mind you do I recall you don't watch much tv
Report annie. March 1, 2018 6:48 PM GMT
I don't watch any at the moment, ufcdan. I still think about buying a tv, I haven't had one of my own for over seven years! 

I am happy to read books but lately I have been disappointed in the books I have read, I think it is old age!  When you read books written by people under fifty they in most cases don't know what life is all about and they win prizes with them as well.  I just finished another book by kazuo ishiguro who has won the nobel prize for literature - I don't know howSad
Report ufcdan March 1, 2018 6:55 PM GMT
I don't read much, started Robert Preston's WTF but haven't got to far with it. As a kid I can remember reading two books in as many weeks. Skinhead and Paddington bear...............if ever there was a combination of books they were pretty far apart Laugh
Report SlippyBlue March 1, 2018 8:33 PM GMT
Annie, Micky Flanagan lives close to me in East Dulwich, my mate is nanny to his son and she picks him up from school which is in Dulwich Village. He is seriously minted, the boy done good most definitely and fair play to him. I've seen him a couple of times live at the 02 and had a good time on both occasions but I'm not sure if I'd bother to see him again though having said that.
Report unitedbiscuits March 1, 2018 9:31 PM GMT
Now then Annie.
Skinheads originated in Bethnal Green. I was too young to take it on board until the older boys at my school - 130 miles away - started shaving their heads: winter of 1968.

What's the story?
Report annie. March 1, 2018 9:43 PM GMT
I didn't know that, unitedbiscuits.

I am afraid I don't know much about them because I never went out with one.  In fact I went out with rockers, they were much sexier Happy
Report annie. March 1, 2018 9:50 PM GMT
ufcdan, I looked up mickey flanaghan and he was funny.  I might even have met and fancied him in his youth as I went to pubs etc in his 'manor'.

He is very accurate of his portrayal of working class men and women.  That is not to sound snobbish but no way would I talk or act like that even if I did come from the roughest part of england. 

When i looked him up on wiki and they said he lived in Dulwich I thought of you SlippyBlue!
Report unitedbiscuits March 1, 2018 10:07 PM GMT
Why won't 11 year old girls go out with 11 y o boys?
You could have saved me, annie.
Report ufcdan March 1, 2018 10:21 PM GMT
I am afraid I don't know much about them because I never went out with one.  In fact I went out with rockers, they were much sexier Happy


Sorry annie you are no longer first reserve.........................I don't go out with greasers Angry
Report ufcdan March 1, 2018 10:22 PM GMT
Sorry to upset you this time of night...........hope you manage to get some sleep Plain
Report ufcdan March 1, 2018 10:23 PM GMT
Oh annie what could of been Love now I'll have to be nice to the missus until I can find a suitable replacement Sad
Report annie. March 1, 2018 10:42 PM GMT
Silly
Report annie. March 1, 2018 10:43 PM GMT
And by the way I didn't say I was a rocker Silly
Report annie. March 1, 2018 10:46 PM GMT
unitedbiscuits, when I think back to my grammar school there were girls in the first year, about 12 years old, sleeping with men much older than them.
Report ufcdan March 1, 2018 10:46 PM GMT
Ok I'll let it go this time mind you I did used to ride a Harley Davidson out in the states Cool
Report annie. March 1, 2018 10:48 PM GMT
phwoar  Cool
Report ufcdan March 1, 2018 10:48 PM GMT
Right I'm off to bed to shout at the lefties on QT. Night night Love
Report annie. March 1, 2018 10:49 PM GMT
Goodnight ufcdan Happy
Report ufcdan March 1, 2018 10:50 PM GMT
Your not the first girl to say that when they've seen what's between my legs Excited
Report unitedbiscuits March 1, 2018 11:33 PM GMT
Yes, I'd say I'm on your wavelength, annie, but mygrammer school was divided boys/girls: which only added to the sexual tension.
Report unitedbiscuits March 1, 2018 11:33 PM GMT
Yes, I'd say I'm on your wavelength, annie, but mygrammer school was divided boys/girls: which only added to the sexual tension.
Report wolf3011 March 4, 2018 11:22 PM GMT

Mar 1, 2018 -- 11:33PM, unitedbiscuits wrote:


Yes, I'd say I'm on your wavelength, annie, but mygrammer school was divided boys/girls: which only added to the sexual tension.


Grammar * ... if you went to one, I'm little red riding hood.

Report Capt__F March 4, 2018 11:41 PM GMT
whats an e between  freinds
Report a bitofinterest March 4, 2018 11:52 PM GMT
eeeeEEEEEEeee Crazy
Report trilby22 March 8, 2018 4:12 PM GMT
Happy Womens Day to all our lady members Grin
Report Makybe_Diva March 8, 2018 5:13 PM GMT
Thanks, Trilby Love
Report ufcdan March 8, 2018 5:39 PM GMT
I use my member to make the ladies happy CoolLoveShockedWink
Report ufcdan March 8, 2018 5:40 PM GMT
Well actually it's gives them a bl00dy good laugh Cry
Report trilby22 March 8, 2018 5:51 PM GMT
I was only goofing about with my mens day fred, Makybe Grin
Report trilby22 March 8, 2018 5:52 PM GMT
... kinda like Dan with his member ... CrazyAngry
Report dustybin March 8, 2018 6:10 PM GMT
Did the emblematic Thelma and Louise actor(ress) Susan accept Paul's subsidy like a martyr?
.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43330356
Report dustybin March 8, 2018 6:24 PM GMT
If the argument was truly about fairness then men and women alike would recognise that opportunism is a cig paper thickness away from lying and cheating, and the maxim that everyone should go and take as much as they can has a downward effect on all others, both men and women.

Instead women just see those who steal the greatest living as male and want to be the ones who can do the same.
Report dustybin March 8, 2018 6:25 PM GMT
..then be the ones who steal more.
Report Knight Commander March 8, 2018 7:34 PM GMT
Women don't really want equality, they actually want the best of both worlds.

Just listen to them moan about having to wait until the same age as us before they can collect their state pensions.
Report dustybin March 9, 2018 8:10 AM GMT
It’s very subjective, but did Susan honestly think that her ‘cache’ as a named actress was on par with the likes of Paul Newman?

I would have thought the individual agrees a figure that they are happy with before the do the film.
The idea that simply finding out somebody different got more than you and that therefore you should receive some of theirs seems nonsensical.
Report JBNAY March 21, 2018 8:24 AM GMT
Last night I Told my wife that the neighbours house is up for sale, she asked how much and other such sh**.
This morning we had the radio on and the news said about ant drink driving, the presenters talked about it afterwards too.
Both my wife and myself were listening. She said it’s such a shame for all those winners who were due to fly to Florida this weekend as their prize coz it’s probably cancelled now.
A short time later she said ”do u think they’ll split up?”
I replied ”No, Dec said they’re carrying on as a double act or not at all”
I got a rollicking coz she was talking about the neighbours.
And then I was doubled up laughing for at least five minutes
Report JBNAY March 21, 2018 8:25 AM GMT
Ps Capt, don’t know how much
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