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brassneck
06 Feb 18 22:19
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Easter Sunday and April fools day are on the same day.So this means no chocs for her on valentines day because it the first day of lent and and they all start diets on the first day of lent,and then you can invite her out for lunch on easter sunday and then say you were only April fooling her.LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
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Report brassneck February 6, 2018 10:28 PM GMT
now someone could make a financial killing if he can think of something a guy can buy for his girl for Valentines day to replace the chocs and make a quick million quid.
chargeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to the idea room LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report brassneck February 6, 2018 10:35 PM GMT
one million skipping ropes at a quid a piece and sell them for 10 quid a piece ,profit=9 million and wives thanking their husbands all over the country because by not eating the dirty chocs the wives got slimmer skipping  themselves to health.LaughLaughLaugh
slogan=lets get healthy this valentines day.Wink
Report brassneck February 6, 2018 10:49 PM GMT
but i need a catchy song on the radio to advertise the valentine skip.ok here goes
                 DO THE VALENTINE SKIPS.
                 LOSE THE FAT FROM YOUR HIPS.
                 JUMP UP AND DOWN.
                 TIP YOUR TOES ON THE GROUND.
                 DO THE VALENTINE SKIPS
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales February 6, 2018 11:14 PM GMT
marvellous huff n puff, skippy
Report brassneck February 6, 2018 11:21 PM GMT
Grin
Report Ramruma February 7, 2018 7:47 AM GMT
OP -- Easter Sunday and April fools day are on the same day.So this means no chocs for her on valentines day because it the first day of lent and and they all start diets on the first day of lent,and then you can invite her out for lunch on easter sunday and then say you were only April fooling her.

Sounds like @brassneck will be giving up sex for lent. Laugh
Report brassneck February 7, 2018 1:45 PM GMT
you can also start something new for lent.Laugh
Report Platini February 7, 2018 4:32 PM GMT
Does that mean you're guaranteed some crumpet on the 14th Feb this year ? Wink
Report brassneck February 7, 2018 5:26 PM GMT
you did  not read my "get any women to chase you thread"my friend platini ,i will have a choice of crumpet every day of the year including 14th of feb.Cool
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