If you could have one wish

I would wish to have 100 more wishes

Then my 100th wish would be to have a hundred more, etc,etc

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Clever, mecca

Reminds me of an old joke.

Man rubs genie bottle and out it pops and offers him one wish. He replies

"I wish my knob reached down to the ground!"

His legs fell off.

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Still laughing

I know it was a joke but men do think far too much about the size of their equipment.  I'd rather a man was funny and kind with a small appendage than an twit with an enormous one.

I'm funny and kind with a large appendage, annie. Get yer coat.

That was wish number 3

annie must be a few of your wish come trues.

online frustration.

i wish i had a time machine and i could go back in time.
and regards JC'S post there is an old saying"its not the size of the gun its the strength of the shot"

I know it was a joke but men do think far too much about the size of their equipment.  I'd rather a man was funny and kind with a small appendage than an twit with an enormous one.

Sadly Annie I'm spoken for !!!!

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It's all relative to the size of the tunnel the train's entering.

Very few wishes on here, thought there'd be a few more. Win the lottery etc etc ! My wish although I hope it's not imminent is that my two sons attend MY funeral. Must be the worst thing in the world to lose a child.

Bet you wish you hadn’t signed Bakayoko.

Your fxxking right there Johnny !!!!!

And a few others !!!!!

I would wish for the whole world to live in harmony

Not to get caught by Annie going about my large plastic container smuggling operation in & out of the park.

To have married the blonde and not the brunette, biggest mistake of my entire life by some distance.

Were they sisters, slippy?

. No, in fact they were complete opposites. Blue eyed blonde was beautiful, loving and kind, the other one was a viper but I liked a challenge.

To know the truth and secrets of the universe.