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crystalhunt
01 Feb 18 18:27
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Ernest Hemingway famously wrote "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

He once described it as his best ever work. Since then many thousands have penned their own six word story.

Here's a few examples to get you going.

"The smallest coffins are the heaviest."

"Wrong number." says a familiar voice.

"I've fought too hard to surrender."

"Would've,should've, could've,didn't,didn't,didn't."

Loads of stuff online but let's see what the Chit Chat Literati can produce. Got to be better than Trump/Brexit stuff.

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By:
SlippyBlue
When: 01 Feb 18 19:13
"I told you I was ill." Spike Milligan.
By:
Vubiant
When: 01 Feb 18 19:21
Brexit means Brexit ( x 2 )
By:
donny osmond
When: 01 Feb 18 19:26
forum challenge fails on second attempt
By:
Johnny_Mustang
When: 01 Feb 18 19:32
Grandad has died. Lexus for sale.
By:
Foinavon
When: 01 Feb 18 19:41
"Please don't" she said. He laughed.
By:
crystalhunt
When: 01 Feb 18 19:41
Vubiant    01 Feb 18 19:21 
Brexit means Brexit ( x 2 )

I did say Literati Laugh
By:
MC Roller
When: 01 Feb 18 20:08
I looked but never touched, officer.
By:
toonangel
When: 01 Feb 18 20:14
you dropped these. Hansel curses profusely.
By:
akabula
When: 01 Feb 18 20:17
Studyforms a man of few words.
By:
Foinavon
When: 01 Feb 18 20:59
"Put down the gun" said Zebedee.
By:
annie.
When: 01 Feb 18 21:04
"Would've,should've, could've,didn't,didn't,didn't."


I have never heard of that before, crystalhunt.  It should be taught to all children as a warning to make something of their lives.
By:
pumphol.
When: 01 Feb 18 21:11
I came
I saw
I conquered
By:
annie.
When: 01 Feb 18 21:20
thats cheating, pumphol Happy

veni, vidi, vici
By:
Capt__F
When: 01 Feb 18 21:59
no punctuation in Latin
By:
akabula
When: 01 Feb 18 22:00
That's only 4 words Capt_F
By:
tictacman1
When: 01 Feb 18 22:09
In the darkness he found happiness
By:
annie.
When: 01 Feb 18 22:09
I have been trying to post 'laugh' 'laugh' 'laugh' but it won't let me , akabula - but it was a great reply!

Sorry Capt F, that is my just reward for being a clever clogs.  My only excuse is that I learnt latin decades ago and I forgot about the no punctuation.
By:
Capt__F
When: 01 Feb 18 22:22
amo annie
amas annie
amant akabula
By:
annie.
When: 01 Feb 18 22:37
LaughLaughLaugh

Happy
By:
crystalhunt
When: 01 Feb 18 22:39
If only my 'if only's' happened.
By:
STUDYFORM
When: 01 Feb 18 22:47
saw twerp, did something more interesting.
By:
STUDYFORM
When: 01 Feb 18 22:50
I saw I conquered I came
By:
brassneck
When: 01 Feb 18 22:51
lay odds on and you'l win.
By:
ambush
When: 01 Feb 18 23:03
a poem
fleas by adam smith
adam
had
them
By:
crystalhunt
When: 01 Feb 18 23:05
reported
By:
crystalhunt
When: 01 Feb 18 23:07
I am an apprentice, wise man.
By:
SlippyBlue
When: 01 Feb 18 23:10
You Can Go Your Own Way.
By:
Just Checking
When: 01 Feb 18 23:13
Relieved sigh, alas, no toilet roll.
By:
brassneck
When: 01 Feb 18 23:15
panic=skid marks outside the toilet.Laugh
By:
crystalhunt
When: 01 Feb 18 23:22
Clever JC Grin
By:
pumphol.
When: 01 Feb 18 23:51
Jehova's Witnesses protest outside blood bank.

Give blood an armful will do.
By:
Just Checking
When: 02 Feb 18 00:16
Her mum came home early, panic.
By:
pumphol.
When: 02 Feb 18 00:19
Have you seen white dog poo

Come up and see me sometime
By:
akabula
When: 02 Feb 18 00:34
Breiteers won Remaniacs lost, the end.
By:
unitedbiscuits
When: 02 Feb 18 09:32
Akabula's fantasy sequence : - driving a tractor.
By:
Lady Faye Verrit
When: 02 Feb 18 15:32
Once upon a time....The end
By:
Lady Faye Verrit
When: 02 Feb 18 15:37
I am not feeling myself today!
By:
Lady Faye Verrit
When: 02 Feb 18 15:39
I may be gone some time!
By:
Foinavon
When: 02 Feb 18 15:44
Two nice ones there Lady Faye
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