Biggest C0CK you have Seen

Har, I say, Har-Har....

Rooster

pea

Reminds me of this classic from the brilliant Judge Dread

I know a girl who works on a farm
If you listen to me I'll tell you a yarn
Always asleep by ten o'clock
At six on the dot she's up with the ****

Up with the **** (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the ****

To milk a heard of Jersys
At seven's her first bit
She warms her hands to please the cows
When she gives a pull on the tit

Pull on the tit (x2)
Up with the **** (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the ****

Twice a week a smelly job
Is when she cleans the yard
Scraping up the cow dung
Yes life on the farm's so hard

It's so hard (x2)
Pull on the tit (x2)
Up with the **** (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the ****

She was in the field one sunny day
Plowing all alone
She cought her foot in the driving train
It made her scream and moan

Scream and moan (x2)
It's so hard (x2)
Pull on the tit (x2)
Up with the **** (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the ****

When it is time to harvest comes
Sunshine is just the trick
But when the weather's nasty
It has her coming quick

Coming quick (x2)
Scream and moan (x2)
It's so hard (x2)
Pull on the tit (x2)
Up with the **** (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the ****

here it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0s6FcuUiI

Very good Kenny.
Had never heard that before, not surprised mind.

Got to respect a man who was the biggest reggae selling artist in the 70s. bar Bob Marley, and had more records banned by the Beeb than anyone else.

Try this one from 1972 from The Judge with 3 absolutely stunning topless dancers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5w8zV9Uoos

Beginning to warm to this guy Kenny.

ha ha, he was great, RIP.

went to a zoo , went away thinking goats had 5 legs

sir Bob geldof

Bob Geldof has said he will return his Freedom of the City of Dublin in  protest against the Myanmar leader Aung San Suu Kyi


people starving Africa- hope Bob hands back his knighthood

Kenny i made that 4 absolutely stunning topless dancers.

XMONEY spot on ,but has probably posted in wrong thread ,or may be not

so it was spot!